|  Friday, December 31, 2004  | 
                         
                        
                          |   THE WORST AND BEST OF EVERYTHING...2004   | 
                         
                        
                          (this is a long blog, but it's worth reading for
 this New Year)
 
 
 WORST CLAIM TO FAME
 (from The Seattle Times)
 A 10-year old boy from Montpelier, Vt.,
 beat eight finalists to wint the Golden Sneaker Award--
 a prize for the most rotten sneaker. The champ,
 Daegan Goodman, was awarded a $500 savings bond
 and assorted Odor Eater products. One judge,
 George Aldrich, 48, who had conducted hundreds of smell
 tests for NASA, said: " The stench stayed with me for 
 days. It's like a flashback." As for the winner, young
 Daegan said, " I just wear 'em, seat in 'em and play sports".
 **********
 
 BEST RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE
 (from The Atlanta Journal-Constitution)
 What do you show a pontiff who has seen just about everything?
 Pope John Paul II presided over a performance of break-dancers
 who leaped, flipped and spun their bodies on the inlaid marble
 floor of the Vatican Hall to beats from a boom box. The 83-year
 old pontiff seemed to approve, waving his hand after each
 dancer compleated a move, then applauding for the entire group.
 "For this creative hard work," he said, "I bless you from my heart".
 **********
 
 BEST NEW ARTIST
 (from The Washington Post)
 You think  Eddie, the terrier from Frasier, was talented? Another 
 Jack Russell, named Tillie, had her own art gallery in the 
 Williamsburg section of Brooklyn. The pooch's instinctive scratch
 marks have drawn comparisons to abstract artists Jackson Pollock
 and Cy Twombly. Owner Bowman Hastie, a 35- year old writer,
 noticed Tillie pawing furiously at one of his notepads one day.
 "She really had a sense of focus and determination", he says.
 "I was amazed by it." Faster than you could say "Pablo Picasso,"
 and artist was born. Tillie, 5, takes the canvass in her mouth
 to her workspace, where she claws at it feverishly. Whatever is 
 left on the canvast is her final creation -- though she gets
 so carried awaay sometimes, she ends up destroying her own work.
 **********
 
 WORST GOVERNMENT WAIST
 ( from The Times-Picayune (New Orleans)
 ALouisian Democrat introduced a bill which would make it a crime to 
 wear low-riding pants that expose underwaer, buttocks or pubic areas.
 "Louisian's line of decency starts at the waistline". said
 Rep. Derricj Sheperd. "Louisian stands for decency.What sense does 
 it make to put our moral house in order?" Sheperd's sermonlike
 speech prompted catcalls and cheeky chants from some other state
 legislators, and he was the butt of several jokes as he returned
 to his seat. "No crack!" shoued his colleague from Jena, Rep Tommy Wright.
 **********
 
 WORST ATTMEPT TO DAMPEN OUR SPIRITS
 (from The Seattle Post-Intelligencer)
 If you've noticed that your Jack Daniel's has a little less kick
 these days, you're right. The famed "sippin whiskey" has lowered
 the alcohol content of its flagship brand, Old No. 7 Black Label,
 to 80 proof instead of 86-- and some drinkers feel betrayed. "You 
 can't screw with a legend like that and get away with it," said
 Frank Kelly Rich, editor of Modern Drunkard Magazine. "I'm sure
 Jack is spinning in his grave".
 **********
 
 BEST DREAM DATE
 (from The New York Post)
 A Japanese company is selling a pillow shaped like a guy, which
 gives ladies a good night's cuddle without any belches or blanket
 hogging. "My grandmother used to say that there is no more
 comfortable pillow than a human, " said Tomoki Kakeshi, president
 of Kameo Corp., the pillow's manufacturer. The invention -- a
 headless torso with a stuffed arm-- sells for $100. The steep 
 price hasn't deterred those who want a man's touch without having
 to deal with his, uh, needs. "I think it is great because this
 does not betray me." said one customer.
 **********
 
 BIGGEST TURNOFF
 (From the Chicago Tribune)
 A new gadget that lets people turn off TVs-- anywhere, from airports
 to restaurants is selling at a fast clip. "We are swamped", said the 
 inventor, Mitch Altman of San Francisco. The keychain fob works
 like a universal remote-- but it only turns TVs off (or on)
 With the sap of a button, the gizmo goes through nearly 200 
 infrared codes that control the power of about 1000 TV models.
 Altman, 48 got the idea from TV-B-Gone while out with friends
 at a restaurant. They all found themselves glued to the TV instead of
 talking to one another, and no one was around to turn the TV off.
 **********
 
 BEST BET
 (from the Houston Chronicle)
 A British man who sold all his possessions, including his clothes,
 stood in a rented tuxedo and bet, everything on a single spin of the 
 roulette wheel. Ashley Revell took $135,300 to Vegas and placed 
 it all on "red" The wheel was spun, and the crowd went wild when 
 the ball landed on Red 7, and Revell left with $270,600. He gave
 the croupier a $600 tip and said he planned to party- and buy new
 clothes. "it was really down to my friends and Mum and Dad," he said,
 "I knew even if I lost, I'd always have a home to go to".
 "I'm still against it," said his dad. "He shouldn't have done it.
 He's a naughty boy".
 **********
 
 WORST DRINKING BUDDY
 (from The Commercial Appeal (Memphis, Tenn.)
 In an unusual taste test, a bear chose Rainier beer over Busch. The 
 black bear was found passed out on the lawn of Baker Lake Resort near 
 Concrete, Wash., surrounded by 36 empty beer cans. It has
 gotten into the coolers of some nearby campers, who had stocked up
 on both brands of beer for their trip. Fish and Wildlife Enforcement 
 Sgt., Bill Heinck said the bear did try one of Busch, but ignored the 
 rest. The beast then consumed all the camper's rainier. Wildlife agents
 used a large, humane trap to capture the bear, baiting the trap with
 the usual; doughnuts, honey and , in this case, cans of Rainier. 
 That did the trick.
 "I've know them to get into cans, but nothing like this," Heinck said.
 "And it defintiely had a preference".
 **********
 
 WORST WAY TO STRIKE IT RICH
 (from the Autin (Texas) American-Statesman)
 A longview, Texas woman came home to find crude oil covering her 
 floors and overflowing the toilets, bathtubs and sinks. Experts believe 
 that Leila LeTourneau's house was built over an abandoned well that
 was not properly plugged/ "I always teased people, "does'nt everybody
 in Texas have an oil derrick in the backyard?" she said.
 "Then I discovered I struck oil inside the house".
 **********
 
 CORNIEST PROPOSAL
 From the New York Post)
 Corey Cook ignored his girlfriend's warnings not to do anything corny
 if he proposed to her:He had a farmer carve the words,"Michelle
 will you marry me?" into a Napoleon, Ohio, cornfield. Then he flew
 his sweetheart over the field and popped the question with a ring,
 "She starred giggling like a little girl on Christmas morning
 and said "yes", Cook happily reported
 
 
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                          |  Thursday, December 30, 2004  | 
                         
                        
                          |   WHOLE LOTTO SHAKING GOING ON   | 
                         
                        
                          1...LIMA, PERU
 the Nazca plate is smashing into the Peru-chile
 trench, just offshore, producing the Andes, 
 city-sweeping tsunamis, and full employment for
 construction contractors. With a history of quakes 
 in the 7's and 8's, Lima beans, better keep praying 
 to their patron saint, Christ of the Earthquake. 
 A 7.9 in 1970 killed 66,000. They're due for another.
 
 2... ATHENS, GREECE
 With the Africa plate jamming into the Eurasian plate
 and the Aegean Sea plate stretching like taffy, the
 Parthenon's home has faced eight shakers of 5.9 or higher
 in the past 50 years. Plus, the giant fault that wreacks
 havoc in Turkey ends at Athens doorsteps, so convulsion 
 is the 7's coild easily be in the works. No wonder they
 wrestle naked!
 
 3... GREAT RIFT VALLEY, AFRICA
 The eastern horn is tearing away from the rest of the 
 continent, and the Indian Ocean will flood the rift valley 
 in the blink of a geologic eye( within the next few million 
 years, to us) Forget that Brookstone massage chair; just lie 
 on the ground in western Uganda, where 200 magnitude 3.0 plus
 shakers hit every night.
 
 4... TEHRAN, IRAN
 Given the capital's magnitude fault lines, geologist
 predict a 6.0 could kill a million and destroy 65 percent of 
 the town's buildings. In the past century, 20 big quakes in 
 the region have been taken 140,000 lives. After a 2003 shock 
 in Bam killed more than 30,000, the Iranian government 
 explored moving the captital to  a safer location.
 
 5... KATMANDU, NEPAL
 Nothing spells disaster like a rapidly developed, densely 
 populated city with no building codes,perched high atop the
 rammed-up Himalayas and rimmed with fault lines. The last big
 one hit 8.5 miles away but still managed to kill 4,500 Kamadudes
 in 1934.With magnitude 8 quakes hitting about every 75 years,
 somethings gotta give, soon.
 
 6... TOKYO, JAPAN
 Located where the Pacific and Philippine plates plunge under 
 the Eurasian plate, Tokyo has a quake in 1923 that killed 143,000 
 people. Some estimate the next one could level 500,000 buldings, 
 causing $7 trillion in damages. The 6.8 shaker in nearby Nagaoka
 last October was a warning. So was scientist calling Tokyo
 "city waiting to die".
 
 7... YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK
 A "supervolcano", Yellowstone is suceptible to tremors; a 2002
 Alaskan quake caused 250 mini quakes here in 24 hours. And it's
 known to spew hundreds of cubic miles of North America every 
 600,000 years, coating most real estate west of the Mississippi 
 in ash. The last ash spew? Just over 600,00 years ago!
 
 8... HAWAII
 Satellite indicate the entire south side of the Kilauea volcano
 is shifting seaward. Quakes in 1868 and 1975 gave it huge shoves, 
 and magma continues to widen the rift, threatening the Big Island's 
 158,000 plus residents. When the next one strikes, a gnarly tsunami 
 could reach all the way to South America. 
 
 9... SAN FRANCISCO AREA
 In 1906, an 8.3 quake and resulting fires trashed the city.
 But it aint over. Officials believe another trembler could topple 
 the Bay Bridge and flood the tube that carries commmuter trains 
 under the bay and experts estimates a 1906 level one could cause
 $225 billion in damages.
 
 10.. MEXICO CITY 
 Built on a filled in lake, the city jiggled like jell-o for 
 four minutes when the last big quake hit in 1983--even though 
 the epicenter was over 200 miles away. Straddling a fault line
 and sitting beneath the active Popocatepetl volcano can't help 
 It quakes conincide with an eruption. 21 million metro area
 Mexicans could be totally incinerated.
 
 SHAKEDOWN...
 The rockingest earthquakes in recorded history.
 
 TANGSHAN, CHINA, 1976
 The deadliest quake of the 20th century, this 7.8 took 20
 seconds to level nearly every building in the area, reducing 
 the population by a full third. Official Chinese estimates 
 tried to downplay the tragedy givng death toll of 255,000; 
 later estimates put the figures in 655,000.
 
 COAST OF CHILE, 1960
 The biggest quake ever recorded (9.5) shook coastal South 
 America enough to launch one of the largest Tsunamis in 
 500 years, leveling Hilo, Hawaii and surging all the way to
 Japan and the Philippines. It killed 5,700 and set the planet
 vibrating like a gong.
 
 LISBON, PORTUGAL , 1755
 A 9.0 shook the city for seven full munutes. The harbor drained 
 out, then rushed back in to flood the town. Two more quakes 
 hit within two hours. Death toll: 60,000.
 
 SHENSI, CHINA, 1556
 The original killer quake was an 8.0 doozie that claimed 830,000 
 lives. Sadly hardly anyone live to take notes.
 
 AFTERSHOCKS
 ---------------
 TUMBLING WALLS
 At least 80 percent of earthquake deaths
 results from collapsing buildings. Tremors 
 can also bust open dams and trigger floods,
 making you seriously regret getting that 
 nice place by the river.
 
 EARTH MOVERS
 Mudslides cause much of the death toll in 
 Central and South American quakes. Then 
 there are tremor induced avalanches. 
 A 7.7 in the mountains of northern Peru 
 buried a town in 1970 killing 20,000.
 
 TIDAL WAVES
 Major quakes can shift the ocean several 
 meters, initiating tsunamis, which start
 small before smacking into cities at 500 mph.
 
 ROOFS OF FIRE
 If huge fires from busted gas and electric
 lines ignite and the quake brakes your city's
 water mains, you can always pump water from the 
 bay like San Franciscans did in 1989.
 
 LAVA LUNGE
 Tremblers near volacanoes can set off eruptions 
 of superhot gas and ash. Glaciers can melt into 
 "lahars" volcanic mudflows that travel more than 30 mph.
 
 
 (Abstracted from MAXIMMAG by Katie Claypoole)
 MAXIMONLINE.COM | 
                         
                        
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                          |  Wednesday, December 29, 2004  | 
                         
                        
                          |   LIES YOUR MOMMY TOLD YOU......   | 
                         
                        
                          LIE
 Drinking coffee sobers you up.
 The real deal:
 The java cure is dangerous jive.
 Did happy hour last till closing time again? 
 Gulp an espresso, if you like, but don't believe it'll
 set you straight. Though the caffeine may wake you up, 
 it has a negligible effect on blood alcohol level and won't
 improve your booze-impaired motor skills. The false sense of
 alerntness may even fool you into doing something really stupid,
 like driving or dialing up your ex. Luckily Starbucks also offers,
 those comely couches.
 *****
 
 LIE
 Big shoes equal big schlong
 The real deal:
 Size 14 loafers may qualify you for a clown act, but not a porn flick. 
 The feet matches-meat myth wrapping his equipment in pelts, leaving 
 horny cave women to gossip about a guy appendage they could still see.
 Feel no shame, size six wearers! In 2002, researchers at Univeristy 
 College of London measured the poles and soles of 104 men, from teens 
 to retirees, and found no evidence linking foot and penis length.
 Caveat: Only limp, "gently stretched" penises were measured.
 Apparently, science won't go to any length to settle this issue.
 *****
 
 LIE
 Men reach their sexual peak 15 to 20 years
 before women do.
 The real deal:
 Oh...oh...that feels so wrong! Despite compelling evidence
 presented by the Graduate and Stifler's mom, the fact is that
 by their late teens,men and women both peak in regard to
 physiological factors, such as hormone levels and ease of arousal,
 "But because of societal pressures in our culture, women often feel
 less comfortable and are less capable or orgasm in younger years,"
 explains Sandor Gardos, PhD,, a sex therapist and the CEO of adult 
 product and information site MyPleasure.com "the sexual peak myth
 probably derives from women in their mid-30's finally saying,
 "To hell with it, I'm going to enjoy myself". Hence your mother's
 success in the schisse film industry.
 *****
 
 LIE
 Going out in the cold causes colds.
 The real deal:
 Finally, a cure for this common quackery. "You're going 
 out without a coat? Youl'll catch a cold"! Actually,
 Mother dear, you'll nag us to death before we get sick
 shoveling snow in a Speedo. Studies funded by the 
 National Institute of Allergy and Infectiuos Diseases
 reveal that exposure to cold weather has little or no 
 effect on cold suceptibility. Despite its name, the common
 cold is cause by numeorous viruses, not temperature. 
 You catch a cold when a virus is deposited into your nasal
 passages by droplets from coughs and sneezes or your own
 contaminated fingers. (Although you may feel stuffed up when
 you go from your warm house to the cold outdoors, this is
 because your nasal membranes swell from contact with cold air;
 this stuffiness then briefly becomes a runnuy nose when esposed
 to warm air, but it's not a cold.) So why do colds, spread 
 like crazy in winter? Because rug rats are locked up in germ 
 factory schools and adults spend more time indoor, where 
 infection thrives.
 *****
 
 LIE
 Smoking marijuana will make you sterile
 The real deal:
 More reefer madness. If pot causes sterility,how could there
 be any little Rastafarians running around? Yes, some lab studies
 have indicated that marijuana use temporarily hinders performace
 (for the record, so does alcohol) but there has been no proven 
 link to actual weed-fiend infertility. That said, illegal drugs
 arent' tested nearly as often as we'd like, and so couples, 
 having difficulty conceiving, doctors often suggest putting 
 the ganja away. After all it's tough to make a baby if you can't
 stop watching the SpongeBob Square Pants marathon.
 *****
 
 LIE
 Dogs only see in black and white.
 The real deal:
 Only if Roper is humping a Dalmatian. Though your best 
 friend's keen sense of smell is equally vital to navigating
 his ass perfumed world, cannine vision isn't limited to 
 the colors of an Oreo. "Dogs are color blind compared to
 humans, but they don't see only in black and white," 
 explains Diane Hendrix, associate professor of veterinary 
 ophthalmology at the University of Tennessee. "Dog eye contains
 only two kinds of cones, which actually see in yellow and blue.
 In other words, dogs are red-green color blind, as in the case
 with many human men. "great-- as if we needed another excuse
 for running stoplights.
 *****
 
 LIE
 You should brush your teeth after every meal.
 The real deal:
 Smile, you need dentures! Acidic foods soften tooth enamel,
 so if you dash for the Pepsodent after every glass of O.J. 
 instead of letting your saliva naturally neutralize the acid, 
 you could actually erode that hard layer and open the door to
 --- your third grade health film--Mr Tooth Decay.
 (You're better off brushng before meals) Furthermore, recent
 periodontal research shows that electric, and hard bristled 
 tooth brushes are causing people to scrub their teeth and gums
 too enthusiastically, whcih can result in sensitivity, gum
 recession,and general chopper funk. Instead, use a soft brush
 and rinse out before the two minute mark. Or just move to England.
 *****
 
 LIE 
 You can catch VD from a toilet seat.
 The real deal:
 Well, it's highly unlikely, No, there's no reason
 to emulate those germphobic gals who build Charmin
 bird's nests on public toilet seats. According to 
 spokesperson for the Center for Disease Control,
 "There are no documented cases of contact with toilet seat."
 So that's settled. Except... the CDC admits, "More research
 may be needed to say it is completely impossible". And consider
 this: Though gonorrhea, chlamydia, and syphillis bacteria die
 quickly outise the body--- ad does HIV--- studies show that
 the secretion from an open herpes sore can survive outsde 
 the  body for up to four hours. So, theoretically, herpes
 micriorganisms on a toilet seat could be passed along to
 another squatter who has a sore or break in the skin.
 But that's strictly theoreticdal. Yep, next to impossible.
 Pass another roll of paper there.
 
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                          |   TIDBITS OF INFORMATIONS   | 
                         
                        
                          (Remember the grilled cheese with the face
 of the Virgin Mary bought from eBay?)
 
 
 CASINO THAT BOUGHT FAMED GRILLED CHEESE WINS 
 DUBIOUS TOYS
 
 HOUSTON, Texas----
 An online casion that bought a cheese sandwich said to
 bear the Virgin Mary's image and a cane sold to banish a 
 young boy's fear of ghosts, has struck again--- this time 
 paying a man $5,300 for his naughty children's Christmas Gifts.
 
 The Pasadena man said last week that he decided to auction the 
 three Nintendo DS game systems because his sons, ages 9, 11, 
 and 15, has misbehaved.
 
 The family's decision made headlines, intriguing Golden Palace.com,
 casino spokesman Montey Kerr said.
 "Everybody knows Santa does'nt come to naughty kids",
 Kerr said Sunday.
 
 The Antigua based casino agreed to bid on the game systems 
 as long the family promised to donate the proceeds to charity, he said.
 
 (CHICAGOTRIB/ASSOCIATED PRESS)
 
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 Can Ecstasy ease cancer anxiety?
 Study will tell
 
 WASHINGTON ---
 The illegal club drug Ecstasy can trigger euphoria among the
 debilitating anxiety that cancer patients feel as they face 
 their final days?
 
 The Food and Drug Adminstration has approved a pilot study 
 looking at whether the recreational hallucinogen can help 
 terminally ill patients lessen their fears, quell thoughts 
 of suicide and make it easier for them to deal with loved ones.
 
 "End of life issues are very important and are getting more
 and more attention, and yet there are very few options for
 patients who are facing death," Dr. John Halpero, the Harvard 
 research psychiatrist in charge of the study said Monday.
 
 The small, four month study is expected to begin early next spring.
 It will test the drug's effects on 12 cancer patients from the
 Lahey Clinic Medical Center in the Boston area. The research is
 being sponsored by the Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic
 Stidies, a non profit group that plans to raise $250,000 to fund it.
 
 MAPS on its web site, touted the study's approval, saying, "the 
 longest day of winter has passed, and maybe so has the decades long
 era of resistance to psychedelic research".
 
 
 CHICAGOTRIB/by LOLITA C. BALDOR/ ASSOCIATED PRESS)
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 POLL: OLDER AMERICANS BACK MEDICAL MARIJUANA
 
 Three fourths would make it legal, though fewer think it helps
 
 WASHINGTON---
 Almost three fourths of older Americans support legalizing 
 medical marijuana for medical use, according to a poll done for
 the nation's largest advocacy group for seniors.
 
 More than half of those questioned said they think marijuan has
 medical benefits, while a larger majority agreed the drug is addictive.
 
 AARP, with 35 million members, says it has no political position 
 on medical marijuana.
 
 But with medical marijuana at the center of a Supreme Court case to
 be decided next year and almost a dozen states with medical marijuana 
 laws on their books, AARP decided to study the issues.
 
 "The use of medical marijuana applies to many older Americans who
 may benefit from cannabis", said Ed Dwyer,  edictor at AARP. 
 The magazaine, which will discuss the matter in its March/April 
 issue appearing in late Jnauary.
 
 Among the 1,706 adults polled in AARP's random phone survey in
 November, opinions varied along regonal and generational lines.
 
 Overall, 72 percent of respondents agreed "adults should be allowed 
 to legally use marijuana for mediucal purposes, if a physician
 recommends it". Those in the Northeast (79 percent) and the West
 (82 percent) were more receptive to the idea than in the Middwest
 (67 percent), Southwest (65 percent_ and South (70 percent).
 
 Though 69 percent of those 70 and older said they support legal
 medical marijuana use, less than half agreed it has medical benefits.
 
 Seventy percent of respondents 45 percent said they believe in the
 medical benefits of pot, as did 59 percent of those in the 50-69 age group.
 
 While 74 percent of all people surveyed said pot is addictive, older
 respondents were more likely to think so; 83 percent of those 70 and 
 older, compared with 61 percent of those 45-49.
 
 Last month, the U.S. Supreme Court heard arguments on whether federal
 agents can pursue sick people who use homegrown marijuana with their
 doctors permission and their states approval.
 
 The Bush adminstration said alllowing medical marijuana in California
 would undermine federal drug control programs and that pot grown for 
 medical use could nd up on the illegal market.
 
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                          |  Tuesday, December 28, 2004  | 
                         
                        
                          |   THE RICH AND THE FALLACIOUS   | 
                         
                        
                          Believe everything you read in the tabloids? So do we!
 But sometimes a show biz lie gets out. Here are five 
 famous fake outs.
 
 
 1.... BILL COSBY BOUGHT THE LITTLE RASCALS TO KEEP
 THEM OFF TV.
 While Bill Cosby is very rich and doubtless not amused by
 Buckwheat, King World Productions still owns the show. And King
 World itself is more than happy to let you watch every minute
 of the Rascals, especially if you're willing to shell out the
 bucks to buy them on DVD. Otay!
 
 2.... Waterworld was a monumetnal box office disaster.
 Kevin Costner's epic Road Warrior ripoff cost a ton ($175 million)
 and received miserable reviews, leading many to conclude it flopped
 in theatres. Wrong. Thanks largely to overseas moviegoers, it raked 
 over$264 million. Never underestmate the crappy taste of foreigners.
 
 3.... Mama Cass choked to death on a ham sandwich.
 While she was a big fan of groceries, the Mamas and the Papas singer
 died of heat failure, not aggravated sandwich. This tasty bit of
 gossip grew because a ham sandwich was found on her nightstand
 after her death, apparently with a very guilty look on her face.
 
 4.... Robert De Niro is the greatest Italian of all times.
 We hate to break it to you folks, but the star of the Godfather 
 Part II and Goodfellas has a secret. Tell 'em, Bobby: "I'm not 
 all Italian. I'm part Italian, I'm part French. I'm part German.
 I'm part Irish". Whew, if it turns out Denzel ain't actually black.
 we're going to be very disappointed.
 
 5.... Richard Gere went to the hospital with a gerbil up his ass.
 There are no documented cases of a man needing medical care to
 remove a gerbil from his colon. This story picked up steam
 after a hoaxer sent out numerous fake ASPCA press releases
 attacking Gere for "animal cruelty". Still, Gere's career 
 remains firmly lodged in his rectum.
 
 
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                          |  Monday, December 27, 2004  | 
                         
                        
                          |   HAS SITE OF JESUS' FIRST MIRACLE BEEN FOUND?   | 
                         
                        
                          Jars may be same type Jesus used to 
 turn water into wine
 
 CANA, Israel
 Among the roots of ancient olive trees, acheologists
 have found pieces of large stone jars of the type the
 Gospel says Jesus used when he turned water into wine 
 at a Jewish wedding in the Galilee village of Cana.
 
 They believe these could have been the same kind of 
 vessels the Bible says Jesus used in his first miracle, 
 and that the site where they were found could be the 
 location of bibilcal Cana.
 
 But Bible scholars caution, it'll be hard to obtain conclusive
 proof -- especially since experts  disagree on exactly where
 Cana was located.
 
 Christian theologians attach great significance to the water 
 to wine miracle at Cana. The act was not only Jesus first miracle,
 but it also came at a crucial point in the early days of his public
 minsitry-- when his reputation was growing, he had just selected
 his disciples and was under pressure to demonstrate his divinity.
 
 The shreds were found during a salvage dig in  modern day Cana,
 between Nazareth and Capernaum. Israel archeologists Yardena Alexaner
 believes the Arab town was built near the ancient village. The jar
 pieces date to the Roman period, when Jesus traveled in the Galilee.
 
 "All indications from the archaelogical excavations suggest that the
 site of the wedding was (midern day) Cana, the site that we have been investigating," said Alexander, as she cleaned the site of mud from 
 winter rains.
 
 However, American archeologists excavating a rival site several miles
 to the north have also found pieces of stone jars from the time of Jesus,
 and believe they have found bibilical Cana.
 
 Another expert archeologist Shimon Gibson, cast doubt on the find at 
 modern Cana, since both vessels are not rare and it would be impossible
 to link a particular set of vessels to the miracle.
 
 More digging needed
 
 "Just the existence of stone vesels is not enough to prove that this
 is a biblical site," and more excavations are needed, he said.
 
 Based on the shards, Alexander believes the vessels found at her
 site were 12 to 16 inches in diameter---or large enough to be the 
 same type of jars described in the Gospel of John.
 
 Other evidence that might link the site tot he biblical account
 includes the presence of Jewish ritual bath at the house, which 
 shows it wa a Jewish community. Locally produced pottery was used 
 at the simple house, showing it could have been from the poor village
 described in the Scriptures.
 
 Stephen Pfann, a Bible scholar in Jerusalem, said that while the 
 American digs has generally been accepted by scholars as the true 
 day Cana raise new questions.
 
 "I think there is simple evidence that both sites are from the first
 century, and we need more informationsto correctly identify either 
 site," Pfann said.
 
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                          |   CLONED CAT TAKES PLACE OF PRIOR PET---FOR US$50,000   | 
                         
                        
                          Just in time for that last minute holiday gift, 
 a bioscience firm has announced the first sale of a 
 cloned kitten, a male named Little Nicky.
 
 Genetics Savings and Clone of Sausalito, Calif.,
 reports selling the kitten to a Texas woman for $50,000. 
 Genetically, the kitten is a twin of the buyer's Maine Coon 
 cat Nicky, who died earlier this year.
 
 "He is identical. His personality is the same," said the 
 owner, Julie. She asked that her last name and hometown not 
 be disclosed because she said she fears being targeted by 
 groups opposed to cloning.
 
 The sale of the kitten, born Oct. 17 is a lab in Austin, 
 Texas, is the first of six similar transactions the cloning
 firm has in the works. More cloned kittens are being weaned 
 before delivery to their owners, says firm spokeman Ben Carlson.
 
 The Humane Society and other pet advocay groups have criticized
 pet clonming as wasteful, noting that 6 million to 8 million cats 
 and dogs enter shelters each year nationwide, where 3 million to 
 4 million are put to death.
 
 "We've gotten along fine for millions of years the old fashioned
 way of breeding cats. We don't need cloning", says Wayne Pacelle 
 of the Humane Society. He also questions the decsion to expose pets
 to an experimental procedure like cloning.
 
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                          Spirit of the season not what it used to be
 
 BOOZING IT UP ALL AROUND
 News Item: Survey by British
 think thank finds that the British drink the most,
 the French drive drunk the most and Americans murder 
 one another the most during the Christmas Holiday.
 Ho! Ho! Ho!
 
 IT'S JUST AN ASTEROID 
 News Item: Small asteroid 2004 YD5, 
 which no astronomers had noticed until its arrival,
 passes within 25,000 miles of Earth the day before
 yesterday.
 
 If the asteroid had hit, it would have, at the very
 worst, exploded with the force of eight Hiroshima bombs
 16,000 feet above us.
 
 So stop worrying.
 Ho! Ho! Ho!
 
 GIVE IT A REST
 Elton John on beholding the Alps from afar:
 "When I fly over the snow covered Alps, all I think about
 is the 'snow' that I once took. Somebody once---"
 Oh, be quiet.
 
 DOG'S WORST ENEMY
 Supermarket Headline of the Month:
 "KIM JONG IL EAT'S LASSIE".
 
 The thought doesn't count for much
 For Christmas this year, Kevin Kostner, rich beyond the dreams
 of avarice, is giving people CDs with compilations of 
 his favorite songs. A mouthpiece told World Entertainment
 News Network that Costner "is recording a selection of 
 tracks that have sentimental value to him and his wife
 Christine because he hates meaningless, commercial presents....
 it's more heartfelt than just buying something from a store".
 
 I wonder if he downloads the songs from the Internet for free,
 
 RANK HAS ITS PRIVILEDGES
 British princesses Eugenie and Beatrice, daughters of Sarah
 Ferguson and Prince Andrew, got to meet Leonardo DiCarpio
 at the British premiere of his new movie.'The Aviator".
 They were the envy of teenage girls when they got up close
 and personal with movie hunk Leonardo DiCarpio.
 
 Fergie, formally known as the Duchess of York, was there
 and the four chatted for several minutes.
 
 Beatrice is 16; Eugenie si 14, Leo is 30, Fergie is 45.
 
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                          Crowds converge on square for mass
 
 VATICAN CITY---
 Pope John Paul II ushered in Christmas on Friday by 
 celebrating midnight mass at St. Peter's Basilica
 praying for peace and that Jews, Muslims and Christians
 will live harmoniously in the Holy Land.
 
 All through the day, pilgraims descended on St. Peter's Square
 to admire a 105 foot tall Christmas tree brought down from the 
 Italian alps and a life size Nativity scene unveiled Friday 
 alongside the 100 year old fir.
 
 Many people waited in line for hours to get into the mass
 while Italian police screened pilgrims with metal detectors
 before letting them into St. Peters's Basicilica. Police cars 
 ringed the piazza, and officers patrolled the already heavily
 protected sqaure in a fleet of new miini Lamborghinis resembling 
 a mini golf carts.
 
 A choir sang a Christmas concert in the square after dusk. In the
 darkness, a single candle representing peace appeared in the pope's
 window. The pontiff raised the candle to make the sign of the cross,
 and the crowd burst into applause.
 
 At mass later, the 84 year old pope was guided to the front of the 
 church in his white wheeled throne. Wearing a pale golden reobe, he 
 appeared in form and spoke in a clear voice in the opening greeting.
 
 The pope made no specific references to current issues in his homily,
 but said of Christ: "all humanity, with its burdens of trials and 
 troubles, stands in need of you."
 
 The holidays are always a trying period for the ailing pontiff, 
 who on christmas day planned to read his homily message and issue
 greetings in dozens of languages. In a speech during the week, the 
 pope acknowledged the burdens of illness and age. He has Parkinson's
 disease and crippling leg ailments.
 
 "The passing years made one feel an ever more intense need for help 
 from God, and from people." he said before handing his speech over 
 to an aide, who read most of the remarks.
 
 Yet the pope has kept to his regular holiday appointments. He is 
 also planning to leas a New Year's Eve prayer service and a mass for
 the church's World Day of Peace on Jan. 1.
 
 The Vatican said the midnight mass and the Christmas Day message 
 were to be tlevised in 73 countries.
 
 
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                          |   FEWER FAITHFUL FLOCK TO BETHLEHEM   | 
                         
                        
                          BETHLEHEM, West Bank---In this 
 Christmas season of hopes and fears, the little
 town of Bethlehem finds itself suspended somewhere
 between the two.
 
 With lamplights glowing softly on ancient stones
 and the musty fragrance of incense penetrating the 
 damp winter chill, Palestinian christians, foreign
 dignitaries and a smattering of tourists celebrated
 midnight mass on Friday night in the basilica built
 on the sport where tradition says Jesus was born.
 
 The holiday-- marked by its usual Holy Land melange
 of army roadblocks and candlelight carols, twingkling 
 lights and olive drab armored vehicles -- has seen some 
 tentative cause for  optimism this year: the easing of 
 day-to-day violent conflict with Israel, coupled with 
 greater Palestinian aspirations to democracy in the wake 
 of Yassr Arafat's death.
 
 But Bethlehem, battered by more than four years of bitter
 fighting between Palestinian militants and Israeli troops,
 wonders whether it can ever revitalize a tourism industry 
 that was once its lifeblood. And city leaders sadly concede
 that the exodus of Palestinian Christians is probably irreversible.
 
 Still, the city was able to conjure up something of its 
 centuries old Christmas spirit, even on a cold and drizzly 
 holiday eve. Most of those celebrating in Bethlehem were local 
 Palestinians, including throngs of  young Muslim men and boys 
 seeking any excuse for a night out from one of the city's grim
 Palestinian refugee camps.
 
 The few foreign tourists present mostly belonged to organized 
 church groups, rather than the solo travelers who could be found
 venturing to the West Bank on their own in the years before the 
 intifada broke out in September 2000.
 
 Mahmoud Abbas, chief of the Palestine Liberation Organization, 
 attended midnight mass in the chapel adjoining the nearly 1,500
 year old Basilica of the Nativity, reviving a long held trasition.
 Arafat, before being effectively imprisoned by Israel in his Ramallah
 headquarters, had been an enthusiastic adherent of the Bethlehem 
 festivities. He and his Christian born wife, Suha, sometimes would 
 dress up their small dauighter, Zahwa, in santa style garb.
 
 The Israeil army said it had done all it could to ease the passages 
 of foreign pilgraims and local Palestinian Christians to the Bethlehem 
 festivities, although Bethlehems's governor said free access should have 
 been provided days earlier.
 
 "We hope very much that things will change",said George Baboul, who owns 
 a souvenir shop off Manger square.
 
 On this holiday ever, however, his shop was so empty that he did not
 even bother switching on the lights.
 
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                          |  Saturday, December 25, 2004  | 
                         
                        
                          |   GREETINGS TO ALL MY READERS   | 
                         
                        
                          I WOULD LIKE TO GREET EACH AND ALL OF YOU
 
 A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR.
 
 
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                          |   CHRISTMAS DAY BELIEFS AND SUPERSTITIONS IN THE PHILIPPINES   | 
                         
                        
                          STRANGE BUT TRUE ON CHRISTMAS DAY
 In various provinces of the Philippines, there are 
 numerous strange but true Christmas Day beliefs and
 superstitions.
 
 Silent Night.
 Loud talking is forbidden in Northern barrios of Samar
 from midnight on December 24th until 2a.m. on Christmas
 Day. People whisper so as "not to awaken the sleeping
 newborn Baby Jesus" No noise, Please!!
 
 Don't Wash Away The Blessings.
 According to the people of the small barrio of Decabo
 in Busuanga, Mindoro, it is  rude and unwise to take a
 bath on December 25 as it might "wash away" the blessings
 that the Christ child bestows on His birthday.
 
 Stretch and Grow Taller.
 For some short Capizenos for whom Christmas Day and 
 Easter Sunday (also called Pascua) are similarly important,
 stretching in bed is encouraged upon waking up on these two
 mornings in order to grow miraculously taller.
 
 Don't Swat A Fly.
 To swat a fly or a mosquito is all right but not on
 Christmas Day in Barrio Bontol, Antique. Don't step on
 ants or kill any other insects. Such acts will bring bad 
 luck to the community. For their yuletide fare -- fish or
 fowl, pig opr cow must be slaughtered the day before.
 
 Food "To Go".
 On Christmas Day Eve at around 9 o'clock, the barrio folk
 of Garcia Hernandez, Pampanga deispatch their womenfolk
 carrying empty baskets from house to house for "manghimaja"--
 to ask for food to take back to their Noche Buena. At each
 house visited, a male elder stands waiting with a big
 pot of his family's specialty dish for tumatapat -- to give
 a portion to every woman who comes around with a basket.
 
 Nearing midnight, with baskets now brimming with food,
 the women return to their respective homes in time to prepare
 their table fo the midnight repast.
 
 Each household, therefore, is able to enjoy a dozen or so 
 different dishes on their Christmas table. This is a charming 
 cutom of bayanihan (community sharing).
 
 Healing Rain.
 The elders of the coastal barrio of Macala, Bulan, Sorsogon,
 put out empty pails and cans from midnight of December 24
 to midnight of December 25 to catch the first raindrops,
 believed to be miraculous and healing. People from Bicol 
 who sahre this belief thus pray for rain on Christmas Day.
 (In the Philippines, it seldom rain in December).
 
 Lucky Baby
 A baby born on Christmas Day is considered very lucky not only 
 for the family, but also for the entire barrio in Cabigtian,Bohol.
 Folks visit and bring gifts for the newborn, even they are 
 strangers to the family. They believe that this will bring
 them luck as well.
 
 In Aborlon, Palawan, folks even serenade the newborn with 
 Christmas carols. The Christmas bay is given two gifts --
 one for the birthday and another for Christmas. (To economize by
 having just one present is considered foolish as this may bring
 meager luck to the giver.)
  
 
 The Early-Bird's Reward.
 In some town in Iloilo and Capiz, people believe that rising very
 early in the morning on Christmas Day will attract wealth.
 Farmers in Matangule, Palawan and Nabasagan, Burias Island
 which lies between Masbate and Albay, go a step further by
 planting rootcrops very early on Christmas morning to ensure abundant
 harvests in the future.
 
 New Shoes.
 For some people of Pagsanjan, Laguna, it is important
 to buy new shoes for Christmas. Wearing new shoes shows respect
 for the Child Jesus. It is also believe that the person will
 be lucky and will "Go places". The new pair, however,
 must be worn on Christmas Mass!
 
 
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                          |  Thursday, December 23, 2004  | 
                         
                        
                          |   CHRISTMAS TRIVIA AROUND THE WORLD   | 
                         
                        
                          *** The first Christmas in the Philippines was 
 celebrated 200 years before Ferdinand Magellan 
 discovered the country for the western world
 between the year 1280 and 1320 AD.
 
 *** The word Christmas comes from the Old English
 Christes maesse or Mass of Christ.
 
 *** Alabama was the first state in the US to recognize
 Christmas as an official holiday. This tradition began
 in 1836. Oaklahoma became the last US state to declare
 Christmas a legal holiday.
 
 *** America's official national Christmas tree is located
 in King's Canyon National Park in California. The tree, a giant
 sequoia called the "General grant tree" is over 300 feet
 hihg. It was made the official Christmas tree in 1925.
 
 *** California, Michigan.Washington,Wisconsin,Pennsylvania
 and North Carolina are the top Christmas tree producing states.
 Oregon is the leading producer with 8.6 million in 1998.
 
 *** Christmas caroling began as an Old English custom called
 Wassailling. It is toasting neighbors to a long and healthy
 life.
 
 *** In France, Christmas is called Noel. This is derived
 from the French phrase 'les bonnes nouvelles,' which means
 literally "good news" and refers to the gospel.
 
 *** In North America, children put stocking out at Christmas 
 time. Their Dutch counterparts, however, use shoes to receive
 gifts any time between mid-November and December 5, 
 St. Nicholas Day.
 
 *** The custom of sending Christmas Cards started in Britain in
 1840 when the first 'Penny Post' public postal deliveries began.
 
 *** In English speaking countires, the day following Christmas 
 Day is calleD Boxing Day. The word comes from the custom that
 started in the Middle Ages around 800 years ago: churches would
 open their alms box and distribute the contents to poor people
 in the neighborhood on the day after Christmas.
 
 *** In 1647, the English parliament passed a law that made
 Christmas illegal. Puritan leader Oliver Cromwell, who
 considered feasting to be immoral, banned festivities.
 The ban was lifted when the Puritans lost power in 1660.
 
 *** In Sweden, a commom Christmas decoration is the Julbock,
 a small figurine of a goat made from straw.
 
 *** More than three billion Christmas carDs are sent annually
 in the United States.
 
 *** An Austrian priest named Joseph Mohr wrote Silent Night in 
 1818. He was told the day before Christmas that the church organ
 was broken and would not be fixed in time for Christmas Eve.
 He was saddened by the the news so he wrote a song that could be
 sung without an accompaniment of a music instrument. He finished
 his composition with three stanzas before dusk. Later that evening,
 his masterpiece entitled "Silent Night" was sang by the churchgoers
 for the first time.
 
 *** The first Christmas card was created  in England on December 9,1842.
 
 *** The movie "How Grinch Stole Christmas" featured more thatn 52,000
 Christmas lights, about 8,200 Christmas ornaments, and nearly
 2,000 candy canes.
 
 *** The popular Christmas song "JIngle Bells" was composed in 1857 by 
 James Pierpont, and was originally entitled "One-Horse Open Sleigh".
 
 *** the biggest selling Chritmas single of all time is White Christmas,
 It is a song of peace and yearning for the 'ones we used to know' and 
 was released to a war torn public during the darkest days of world war II
 By the end of the war it had become the biggest selling single of all time.
 
 *** Hallamrk introduced its first Christmas cards in 1915, five years
 after the founding of the company.
 
 *** The Christmas season begins at sundown on the 24th December and lasts
 through sundown on the 5th of January. For that reason, this season
 is also known as the Twelve Days of Christmas.
 
 *** The City of San Fernando was known as the Christmas Capital of the 
 Philippines?It is known for its Paskuhan Village where Christmas
 is celebrated all throughout the year! There you will find display
 of the giant "Parol" or Christmas Lanterns--the largest probably
 in the whole world, contributed by all the barrios that participated
 in the contest.
 
 
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                          (abstracted from CHICAGOSUNTIMES/ 
 World Section /by Vijay Joshi)
 
 
 Conservative bristle at recording 
 posted on eBay for sale
 
 NEW DELHI--
 It was a private act of two hormone charged teenagers
 that last 2 minutes and 27 seconds on digital video.
 
 But offerd for sale on the Internet, the fuzzy images of
 17 year old girl having oral sea with her high school 
 boyfriend has sent shock waves through urban India,
 exposing the growing friction between the conservative 
 middle class, its increasingly Westernized children and
 modern technology.
 
 "It came to me as surprise that kids are having sex so soon,"
 said Barkha Dutt, who hosts the country's most popular television
 talk show on social issues.
 
 India may be the birthplace of Kama Sutra but sex today is a
 generally taboo subject. Premarital sex is not widely condoned, 
 and public displays of affection draw frowns.
 
 The girl's parents have sent her off to Canada. The 17 year old
 boy is in juvenile detention center.
 
 The sex clip -- shot by the boy using his cell phone camera-- 
 was recorded weeks ago and passed on by the bragging teen to 
 three of his friends. It eventually made its way to video disc
 sellers in New Delhi, bit did not draw muich attention until an
 engineering student at a prestigious Indian college listed it
 for sale in Baazee.com. 
 
 Caught in the scandal's stinging sweep is Avnish Bajaj, the 
 Indian born American who heads eBay's Indisian subsidiary Baazee.com.
 
 Bajaj was arrested last week under an ambiguous Indian law on 
 cyber pron. He was freed after posting bail Tuesday, but his U.S.
 passport remained confiscated.
 
 Bajaj's arrest triggered a spat between the United States and 
 India and a threat by Ebay executives to reconsider doing business
 in a country that would jail one of their top  managers.
 
 
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                          |   BABIES BORN AS BIG AS CELL FONS   | 
                         
                        
                          (abstracted from CHICAGOSUNTIMES/ Health reporter/ Jim Ritter)
 metro@suntimes.com
 
 
 SMALLEST BABY BORN HERE: 8.6 OUNCES
 
 Twins delivered near 26 weeks have good chance of 
 normal life.
 
 No baby as tiny as 8.6 ounces had ever survived
 before Rumaisa Rahman was born Sept. 18.
 
 Although no bigger than a cell phone, Rumaisa still
 had some things in her favor, doctors at Loyola University
 Medical Center explained Tuesday as they introduced her to the media.
 
 Rumaisa spent nearly 26 weeks in the womb before she was
 delivered by Caesarean section, along with her twin sister.
 That's three weeks longer than the minimum needed to sruvive.
 
 "It's how long you've been in the oven that's important, 
 not how small you are," said neonatologist Dr. Jonathan Muraskas.
 
 Rumaisa was remarkably free of infections, collasped lungs,
 pneumonia or other serious complications common in preemies.
 
 And, she was a girl. Of the world's 20 smallest surviving babies,
 18 are female.
 
 "Boys are the weaker sex," Muraskas said, "Girls do better
 developmentally".
 
 While it's too early to know for wure, Rumaisa and her sister 
 "have a great chance of being normal." says Muraskas.
 
 Rumaisa broke the record held by another Loyola preemie,
 Madeline Mann, who weighed 9.9 ounces when she was born in 1989. 
 Madeline now is an honor student at Conant High School in Hoffman Estates.
 
 Cost for preemies is extraordinarily expensive. Loyola's  neonatal
 intensive care unti costs about $5,000 per day. At the rate,
 the bill for Rumaisa and Hiba would total around $500,000. 
 Medicaid is paying the bill, a hospital spokesman said.
 
 The girls 23 year old mother, Mahanajeen Shaik, was born in
 India and became a U.s. citizen after moving in the states in 1996.
 Her husband is a customer service representative who moved in the
 states after they married.
 
 The girls are put on a breathing machines, and placed in 
 incubators that kept them  at 98.7 degrees.
 
 Rumaisa was fed through an IV line and later a tube in her nose.
 She underwent laser surgery to fix a vision problem common in
 preemies. Her head is normal and there's been no bleeding in
 the brain, a commom complication that increases the risk of
 cerebral palsy.
 
 The grils are taking milk with a bottle and steadily gaining 
 weight and soon will go off supplemental oxygen. 
 
 SMALL WONDERS
 THE WORLD'S TINIEST SURVIVING BABIES
 
 ** Rumaisa Rahman, born in 2004 at Loyola University Medical Center
 in Maywood, Ill. 8.6 ounces.
 
 ** Madeline Mann, born in 1989 at Loyola, 9.9 ounces.
 
 ** Girl born in South Shields, Britain, in 1938, 10 ounces.
 
 ** Girl born in Florence, Italy in 2002, 10.1 ounces.
 
 ** Girl born in Tokyo in 19991, 10.2 ounces
 
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                          |   DEADLIEST INCIDENT FOR U.S.MILITARY   | 
                         
                        
                          DEADLIEST INCIDENT 
 Tuesday 21Dec.:
 22 dead and 69 wounded.
 The worst U.S. military losses of life in Iraq.
 A rocket tore through a mess tent at the 
 U.S. military base near Mosul.
 20 Americans -- 15 soldiers and five civilian
 contractors-- as well as two Iraqi soldiers dead.
 
 DEADLIEST DAY
 March 23,2003:
 Twenty nine American troops were killed,
 including 11 killed in the Nasiriyah ambush in which
 Pfc. Jessica Lynch was captured.
 
 SINGLE INCIDENT
 Nov. 15, 2003
 Two black Hawk helicopters collided over Mosul,
 killing 17 soldiers and injuring five.
 The choppers were maneuvering to avoid a ground fire.
 
 GROUND COMBAT INCIDENT
 April 6,2004:
 Eleven Marines and a Navy medical corpsman
 were killed in Ramadi when insurgents hiding in
 the city's cemetery attached them.
 
 GROUND BATTLE
 November 2004:
 During the battle of Fallujah, which lasted
 more than a week, insurgents killed at least 
 17 Americans soldiers and Marines.
 
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                          |  Wednesday, December 22, 2004  | 
                         
                        
                          |   MISA DE GALLO....SIMBANG GABI   | 
                         
                        
                          SIMBANG GABI lasts for nine consecutive days
 beginning December 16. Traditionally, it is 
 held at dawn, but some parishes anticipated 
 masses one night in advance. This religious 
 event dates back to the time when Miguel Lopez
 de Legazpi celebrated the first feast of the 
 Nativity in 1565 in the Philippine Archipelago.
 
 SIMBANG GABI traces its roots in Mexico when in
 Mexico, Fray Diego de Soria, friar of the Convent of
 San Agustin Acolman, petitioned the Pope for permission 
 to hold Christmastide masses outdoors because the church 
 could not accomodate the multitide that attended the dawn 
 service. When the request was granted, the masses became 
 known as Misa de Aguinaldo.
 
 It was in the 16th century when Pope Sixtus V decried 
 that these pre-dawn masses be also held in the Philippines 
 starting December 16. The decree was in keeping with the 
 nine-day traditional festivals of Filipino in celebrating 
 auspicious occasions like harvest time. It was also meant
 to give farmers a chance to hear mass before setting out 
 for the fields. Rural Filipinos were used to starting the 
 day two hours before sunrise.
 
 Church bells resound to call the faithful to Simbang Gabi. 
 In some provinces, brass bands play traditional Christmas music
 and parish would go as fast as knocking on the doors of every home.
 After the nine-day Simbang Gabi, follows the 
 Misa de Gallo (Mass of the Rooster). 
 This is held midnight of December 24 to welcome the birth 
 of the Savior. In some churches, the Panunuluyan, 
 depicting Mary and Joseph's efforts to find a suitable birthplace,
 is reenacted and the baby Jesus first makes his appearnace in 
 the manger of the Belen, the Nativity scene.
 
 The Simbang Gabi or Misa de Gallo 
 is a treasured Filipino tradition. It carries with it the best
 of the Filipino culture; a faith that is willing to endure
 sacrifices; the gathering of families to share simple joys;
 and the celebration of the birth of the savior.
 
 
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                          1. Play Filipino Christmas tunes such as 
 "Pasko na Sinta Ko."
 
 2. Attend Misa de Gallo which is a mass
 held before dawn on December 16 to mark
 the start of the nine day novena.
 
 3. Use parols or star shaped lanterns that 
 have candles inside, to light your way to
 the church in the dark.
 
 4. Purchase native foods such as Puto Bumbong
 (rice steamed inside a bumbong oN small bamboo tube)
 bibingka( rice cake with salted eggs and fresh'
 grated coconut meat) and suman (steamed rice wrapped in 
 banan leaves) outside the church.
 
 5. Expect cumbancheros, or carolers, to visit
 your house with musical instruments to serenade
 you and your neighbors.
 
 6. Expect to watch the Panunuluyan in the town plaza
 on Christmas Eve. This is a re-enactment of the Holy 
 Couple's journey to Bethlehem and portrays the lack of
 hospitality they encountered along the way.
 
 7. Attend midnight mass on Christmas Eve. This is always
 a special event that children wear new clothes to.
 
 8. Gather with friends and relatives for Noche Buena
 after the mass ends. Thus is a fetive meal followed
 by the exchange of gifts, which lasts through the next
 morning.
 
 9. Arrange to visit family and friends on Christmas day.
 
 10.Remember that the holiday season draws to close with 
 the Feast of the Three Kings on the first Sunday of January.
 
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                          |  Tuesday, December 21, 2004  | 
                         
                        
                          |   STILL-BLUE VOTERS LOOK NORTH   | 
                         
                        
                          O Canada! The welcome mat's out as what
 seemed like mere grumbling gets serious
 for some who did'nt wants Bush re-elected.
 
 Just before the Nov 2 election it was common 
 in some liberal circles to hear people joke, 
 or threaten, to move to Canada if Presidene 
 Bush won.
 
 Then he won. And as anger among many who voted
 against him turned to resignation, thoughts of 
 Canada faded like snow in a spring thaw.
 
 Indeed, while the media churned out stories in 
 early November about a great northern exodus and 
 a Canadian Web sites reported huge increases in 
 traffic, once the emotional dust settled. Americans 
 seemingly went about their lives. Or at least most did.
 
 But it appears that a small, and as-yet unquantifiable,
 group really is pulling up stakes.
 
 Consider Ralph Appoldt, an Oregon based sales manager 
 for a company that makes power wheelchairs. His fury has
 yet to subside and slowly and deliberately, he is planning 
 his move to Canada.
 
 "This is a hard time to do." said Appoldt, 51. "It's not
 like we have miserable lives. In a nutshell, I think our 
 adminstration is just very ugly...If this is what American
 wants, then I don't want to be an American anymore."
 
 In Ottawa, Canadian immigrations officials dubbed a hug 
 increase in visits to their official Web site 
 "the November spike." Traffic grew from an average of about
 50,000 hits a day to 180,000 on Nov. 3,. A majority of the
 hits-- 64 percent--came from south of the border.
 
 Traffic on the site did not return to normal for 10 days, 
 then shot up again and is still above average.
 
 Whether this will translate into a real immigration
 boomlet will not be known for several months, Canadian
 immigration spokewoman Maria Iadinardi said.
 
 One thing is certain: Canada, which had a population
 roughly the size of California's in a land mass slightly 
 larger than the entire United States, needs immigrants.
 "We're such a small country," Iadinardi said. "we're very 
 underpopulated. We are one of the largest countries in the
 world, and we only have 32 million people."
 
 For certain people, Canada opens its arms. People who want
 to apply for permanent resident status in the easiest resident
 "skilled worker," need score only 67 out of 100 on a test that
 awards points for education, language proficiency. 
 (French and English), work experience and age. There are no
 sure bets, say immigration attorneys, but just about anyone 
 in good health with a college degree, a decent work record 
 and a blank rap sheet can make the grade.
 
 Even illness is not grounds for inadmissibility, although
 Canada reserves the right to refuse entry to people who 
 might strain social resources.
 
 About 1 million U.S. citizens live in Canada, fewer that
 6,000 move there each year; Canada has a goal of about 250,000
 new immigrants a year.
 
 For disappointed blue state types, the reasons to consider 
 Canada are featured succinctly on CanadianAlternative.com: 
 The country has universal health care, no troops in Iraq, 
 and signed the Kyoto Protocl,and its seante has recommended
 legalizing marijuana.
 
 "We are certainly promoting a certain visin of Canada,"
 said the Web site's creator, Jason Mogus, 31, CEO of a 
 communications form that works for non profit group.
 
 David Frum, a Yale educated Canadian and former Bush 
 speechwriter who live in Wasdhington., however, pointed out 
 in an e-mail: "if we opemed the U.S. Canadian border to 
 migrants dissastified with the current government of their
 country, you'd find 20 Canadians moving southward to 
 Geroge Bush's American for every American who moved away."
 
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                          |   TEN THINGS WE LEARNED ABOUT BLOGS   | 
                         
                        
                          Radio had its own golden age in the 1930's.
 In the 1950's, it was television's turn.
 Historians may well date the golden age of
 the blog from 2004 -- when Merriam-Webster.com's
 most searched-for definition was blog.
 How long can it last? Who know's? Here's
 what we discovered about the new medium this year
 By CHRIS TAYLOR)
 
 BLOGGING CAN GET YOU FIRED
 ------
 When Delta airlines flight attendant 
 Ellen Simonetti, 30 -- a leggy blond and 
 self-styled "queen of the sky"-- began her blog,
 she thought it would be fun to post pinup snapshots 
 of herself in uniform. Delta wasn't amused and 
 promptly fired her. Undaunted, Simonetti retitled 
 the blog Diary of a Fired Flight Attendant and 
 detailed her legal battle to get her job back.
 
 GO TO: queenofsky.journalspace.com
 
 BLOGGERS GET SCOOPS TOO
 -------
 After book editor Russ Kick read that the 
 U.S. military was clamping down on press photos
 of coffins coming back from Iraq, he did'nt just
 pen and angry rant on his blog, the Memory Hole. 
 He filed a Freedom of Information Act request--- 
 nd embarassingly for the Pentagon, was mailed a CD
 from the Air Force with 361 coffin snaps, which he 
 promptly posted. The national press, which hadn't
 thought to ask whether the mailitary had picures, 
 beat a path to Kick's door.
 
 GO TO:thememoryhole.org
 
 BLOGGERS CAN BE FAKERS
 ------
 Plain Layne, a highly personal blog supposedly belonging 
 to a Minnesota lesbian named Layne Johnson that drew 
 thousands of fans over 3 1/2 years before mysteriously
 disappearing, was revealed to be a hoax. Hundreds of fans 
 helped track down the real author, Odin Soli, 35, a male 
 enterpreneur from Woodbury, Minn. Later in the year, 
 fake Bill Clinton and Andy kauffman blogs became hits.
 
 GO TO:
 plainlayne.dreamhost.com,billclintondailydiary.blogspot.com
 
 BLOGGERS KEEP NEWS ALIVE
 -------
 So your blog han'st succeeded in getting national
 attention for your pet issue? Don't lose heart. Just blog,
 link and repeat. It worked for conservative bloggers 
 like Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit, who trumpeted the 
 Swift Boat Veterans Claims this summer, as well as for
 liberal blogs like Daily Kos,which investigated evidence
 that Pres. Bush wore a wire in his first debate. Some of
 the issues had questionable merit, but persistent bloggers 
 made the subject tough to ignore. Say it enough times
 online,and someone is bound to hear you.
 
 GO TO: Instapundit.com,dailykos.com
 
 BLOGGERS CAN BE TITILLATING
 ---------
 In May a blog graphically detailing the sex life of an 
 anonymous Capitol Hill staff member prompted D.C.'s most 
 intriguing game of guess-the-author since Primary Colors. 
 Jessica Cutler, a.k.a. Washingtonienne, was 
 later outed and fired by her boss, Ohio Representative Mike DeWine, for "inappropriate use of Senate computers". 
 (Her site is not for kids) In another sign of the times, 
 her first postfiring interview was with Wonkette, 
 another Washington blogger.
 
 GO TO: 
 washingtoniennearchive,blogspot.com,wonkette.com
 
 BLOGGERS MAKE MONEY
 --------
 Earn a living in your pajamas! Online ads 
 (along with Google's automated ad server) allow popular
 bloggers to go pro. Joshua Micah Marshall talkingpointsmemo.com,
 a political blog, say he makes $5,000 a month from banner ads -- 
 enough to hire a researcher assistant.
 
 GO TO: talkingpointsmemo.com
 
 MOST BLOGGERS ARE WOMEN
 ----------
 Men may have taken the lead in the early (read: geeky) 
 days of blogging, but that's not the case now. According 
 to a survey of more than 4 million blogs by Perseus Development,
 56% were created by women.More bad news for the boys; men are
 more likely than women to abandon their blog once it's crated.
 Call blogging 21st century room of one's own.
 
 GO TO: blogsisters.blogspot.com
 
 CANDIDATES LOVE BLOGS
 --------
 O.K., so Howard Dean never wrote his blog. But his campaign
 workers posted a surprisingly intimate online diary of life 
 on the road, and Dean had collected $20 Million in contributions 
 via the internet alone by the end of January 2004. It didn't take
 a long for other politicos to catch on. When New York attorney 
 general  Eliot Spitzer announced that he was running for Governor
 this month, he did so on his blog.
 
 GO TO:
 blog.deanforamerica.com,spitzer2006.com
 
 PETS HAVE BLOG TOO
 -------
 It started as an in-joke among feline-friendly bloggers: 
 why not post pictures of their pets every Friday afternoon?
 Friday catblogging became a hit, and soon 
 even NASA was playing along by posting pictures of the 
 Cat's Eye nebula.
 
 GO TO: carnivalofthecats.com
 
 ANYONE CAN DO IT
 -------
 Blogs would'nt be such a democratic medium if they weren't
 so easy to set up. The most popular service, Blogger, 
 owned by Google, boasts features like push-button photoblogging.
 Microsoft has launched a trial version of its own blogging service.
 
 GO TO: blogger.com,spaces.msn.com
 
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                          |  Monday, December 20, 2004  | 
                         
                        
                          |   THE FETUS-SNATCHER   | 
                         
                        
                          WOMAN SHOWED OFF BABY BEFORE ARREST
 She's charged with killing mom, cutting 
 infant out of womb
 
 MELVERN, Kan-- A woman charge with 
 killing an expectant mother and cutting the baby from
 her womb was showing the child off to people at a cafe
 and to her pastor hours befire she was arrested,
 residents said Saturday.
 
 Lisa M. Montgomery, 36, was charged with kidnapping
 resulting in murder and was expected to appearr in 
 federal court Monday. The baby, whose mother had been
 eight months pregnant, was in good condition.
 
 'YOU READ ABOUT THIS STUFF'
 
 Hours before her arrest, Montgomery and her husband
 showed off a newborn girl at a restaurant, said
 Kathy Sage, owner of the Whistle Stop Cafe.
 
 Many customers were surprised to hear the infant
 was only a day old, Sage said. She knew an *Amber
 alert had been issued for a baby missing from 
 Missouri but did not realize the Montgomery's 
 infant was conncected until hearing from a 
 reporter Friday.
 
 "You read about this stuff," she said.
 "It blows you away when it's here. This stuff is 
 supposed to be in New York City or Los Angeles."
 
 Montgomery was arrested later in the death of Robbie 
 Jo Stinnett,who was found Thursday in a pool of blood 
 inside her home in Skidmore, Mo.
 
 Monthgomery's husband, Kevin, has not been charged in 
 the case.
 
 Authorities said Monthgomery contacted Stinnett through 
 an online message board, and investigators zeroed in on her,
 using computer forensics.
 
 Montgomery was seeking to buy a dog from Stinnett, who raised
 rat terriers. The site included a picture of Stinnett,
 showing she was pregnant.
 
 COUPLE VISIT PASTOR
 
 After the couple ate breakast, the two took the baby girl
 to visit their pastor. The pastor had not seen the couples
 since October, and everyone in the congregation was 
 expecting  Montgomery to give birth around Dec. 12.
 
 Jeff Lanza, and FBI spokeman in Kansas City,Mo., declined
 to discuss motives and said the investigation is ongoing. 
 He would say only that Montgomery was being held in Kansas
 and is expected to make her first appearance in Federal court 
 Monday.
 
 The baby girl named Victoria Jo, was in good condition 
 Saturday in intensive care. Several family members, 
 including her father had been reuntied with her at a 
 hospital late Friday.
 
 The family was not speaking to reporters, but the child's
 father Zeb Stinnett, issued a brief statement calling
 the child "a miracle".
 
 "I was to thank family, friends, Amber Alert and law 
 enforcement officials for their support during this time,"
 he said.
 
 Monthgomery is the mother of two high school age children
 but U.S. Attorney Todd Graves said she had been pregnant with 
 another child that was never born. It was unclear when or
 under what circumstances she lost the baby, but the complaint
 said she had lied to her husband about giving birth.
 
 
 ** AMBER ALERT... name given when a child is abducted.
 AMBER came from a name of a teenage girl that was kidnapped, 
 years ago.
 
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                          |  Sunday, December 19, 2004  | 
                         
                        
                          |   JACO'S WORLD   | 
                         
                        
                          JACKSON THROWS A PARTY -- FOR KIDS
 
 Pop star facing trial leave ranch while 200 play.
 
 LOS OLIVOS, Calif. -- An ebullient
 Michael Jackson greeted about 200 children who were brought
 Friday to the fairy-tale theme park at his countryside ranch
 and looked at one point like he might even stay to play.
 
 "I hope you have a wonderful day. Merry Christmas. I love you"
 the pop singer called out from the driveway of this estate.
 
 When one of the youngsters shouted, "We love you!"
 Jackson replied, "I love you more" before putting an 
 umbrella over his head and walking back toward his house.
 
 After his brief appearance, Jackson got into a vehicle that
 took him off the property.
 
 Spokeswomam Ramone K. Bain said Jackson chose to make the 
 unusual personal appearance as a surprise for the last group
 of children touring Neverland before the Christmas Holiday.
 
 Santa Barbara County authorities have charged Jackson, 46,
 with molesting a boy, conspiracy and administering an 
 intoxicating agent, alcohol, to his alleged victim.
 His trial is set for next year.
 
 In a recent court filing that seeks to introduce evidence
 of other purported crimes that went uncharged, prosecutors
 described the estate as "a veritable paradise"
 for children.
 
 Bain said charitable and  civic groups bring children
 to Neverland at least three times a month.
 
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                          |  Saturday, December 18, 2004  | 
                         
                        
                          |   ELVIS IS FOR SALE   | 
                         
                        
                          TCB - - LISA MARIE STYLE
 
 Lisa Marie Presley,who's been sitting 
 on a hunka bunka burnin' real estate since her famous
 father died in 1977, agreed to  seel a controlling 
 stake in Elvis Presley Enterprises Inc.,
 to businessman Robert F.X. Sillerman, founder of 
 SPX Entertainment.
 
 It was announced Thursday that Presley, Elvis only 
 child and sole her, will sell 85 percent of the business,
 which manages her father's music rights and Graceland
 mansion in Memphis, for approximately $100 million.
 
 The Presley estate brought in almost $45 million
 last year. Sillerman said more aggressive marketing,
 supported by capital raised through a new publicly traded
 company, can make Elvis an even bigger earner.
 
 Presley occupies a unique place in American pop cultue
 and "I don't think there's much likelihood his influence
 is going to wane anytime in my lifetime," Silllerman said
 by telephone from New York, where he runs the Sillerman Companies.
 
 The agreement will pay Lisa Maire $53 million in cash and
 absolve her of $25 million in debts owed by the estate. 
 She also is to get shares in the new company expected to be
 worth more than $20 million.
 
 She will retain possession of her father's home, it's more
 than 13 acres of land and many of her fathers'
 "personal effects", an announcement said.
 
 Tours of Graceland, which gets 650,000 visitors a year, will
 continue unchanged.
 
 
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                          |  Friday, December 17, 2004  | 
                         
                        
                          |   FAIRY TALES   | 
                         
                        
                          MICHAEL: ELTON HEARD IT THROUGH 
 THE "GAY GRAPEVINE"
 
 LONDON -- 
 Singer George Michael has written
 to British celebrity magazine to rebuke
 Elton John for making 
 unflattering comments about Michael's personal life.
 
 In an open letter to Heat magazine, released Tuesday,
 Michael accused John of spreading unsubstantiated
 gossip pickled up on the "gay grapevine".
 
 In comments published last month, John, 57, told Heat
 that "George is in a strange place. There seems to be
 a deep rooted unhappiness in his life and it shows on
 the latest album. All I would say to George is: 
 You should get out more."
 
 In the letter, Micahel, whose latest album, "Patience"
 topped the British charts, said he had "rarely been as as happy
 and confident as I am today, thanks to my partner Kenny(Goss)
 and the continued support of my fans."
 
 Michael, 41, aid he and John were not close, and that he had
 kept his distance because "I was always aware that Elton's
 circle of friends was the busiest rumor mill in town,
 and that respect for my privacy was not excatly guaranteed."
 
 "Elton John knows very little about George Michael, and that's 
 a fact. Contrary to the public's impression, we have spoken
 rarely in the last 10 years," Micahel wrote. "And to this 
 day, most of what Elton thinks he knows about my life
 is pretty much limited to the gossip he hears on what you 
 would call the 'gay grapevine', which, as you can imagine,
 is lovely stuff indeed."
 
 "Other than that, he knows that I don't like to tour,
 that I smoke too much pot and that my albums still have
 a habit of going No. 1."
 
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                          |  Thursday, December 16, 2004  | 
                         
                        
                          |   NEWS TIDBITS TO BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY   | 
                         
                        
                          MAN BIT DOG AS PUNISHMENT, POLICE SAY
 
 GAINESVILLE, Florida -- A man accused of
 biting his Jack Russell terrier as punishment was jailed 
 on animal cruelty charges.
 
 The mother of Mount Lee Lacy's girlfriend called police
 after he and her daughter argued about Lacy's method of
 disciplining his Jack Ruseell terrier, authorities said.
 
 Lacy 21, remained jailed Tuesday.
 "He said that biting the dog was good punishment----
 that dogs bite, so that's what they understand".
 Sgt Keith Kameg said. When an officer approached the 
 terrier; Kameg said, she "was cowering in the back of her
 crate as if the officer was going to hurt her."
 
 Police said the dog's left front paw was bloody from bite.
 
 (CHI.TRIB.NEWSSERVICE)
 *****
 
 TWIN SISTERS, TWIN BABIES ON ONE DAY
 
 ATLANTA--Two twin sisters are seeing double
 --- or make that quadruple---after delivering two sets of twin
 boys Tuesday.
 
 Twenty one year olds Ashlee Spinks of Indianapolis and 
 Andrea Springer of Conyers, Ga., delivered their boys by
 scheduled Caesarean sections Tuesday about an hour apart
 at Northside Hospital.
 
 The women were six months pregnant when they found out
 they were both going to have twin boys due on the same date
 --- Jan. 1, 2005.
 
 Spinks came to Georgia several weeks ago to share the 
 pregnancy with her sister, and Spink's husband, 
 Bert Means, flew into town Monday to join the birthday party.
 
 The two couple said twins run in the families of all four 
 parents, and that they did not use fertility drugs to 
 conceive the babies.
 
 Dr. Larry Matsumoto, a physician who specialized in high 
 risk pregnancies, said the chances of twin sisters being
 pregnant with twin boys on the same date are probably
 one in a million.
 
 (ASOOCIATED PRESS) 
 *****
 
 IMMIGRANTS BECOME FAT LIKE U.S. NATIVES
 
 Long term exposure to American culture might be hazardous
 to immigrants health.
 
 A new study found that obesity is relatively rare in the 
 foreign born until they have lived in the UNited States--
 the land of drive throughs, remote controls and double 
 cheeseburgers--- more than 10 years.
 
 Only 8 percent of immigrants who had lived in the U.S. for 
 less than a year were obese, but that jumped to 19 percent
 among those who had been here for at least 15 years.
 That compared to 22 percent of U.S. born residents surveyed.
 
 The study, in today's Journal of the American Medical Asso.,
 shows the flip side of the American dream of finding a 
 better life in the land of plenty.
 
 Previous studies have shown that immigrants tend to have
 healthier habits, including less smoking and drug use,
 than U.S. born residents, and longer life spans.
 Researchers suspect those who choose to immigrate could
 be unusually healthy, since uprooting to another country
 requires strength and vitality. But the earlier studies
 did not look at how obesity rates among immigrants
 changed over time.
 
 The link between obesity and numbers of years in the U.S.
 was found in white, Hispanics and Asian immigrant groups.
 It was not seen in foreign born blacks, but their numbers
 in the study were too small to draw any conclusions, said
 lead author Dr. Mita Sanghavi Goel of Northwestern Unviersity
 in Chicago.
 
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                          |  Tuesday, December 14, 2004  | 
                         
                        
                          |   THE THIEVES OF BAGHDAD   | 
                         
                        
                          **** This is a little bit long---
 but it's worth reading.***
 
 (abstracted from MAXIMMAG/ by Adam Piore)
 MAXIMONLINE.COM
 
 
 SOLDIER'S FORTUNE: While in Iraq,
 U.S. soldiers stumbled onto a war trophy no man could resist: 
 US$200 million in cash.
 
 THE NERVOUS OFFICIAL AT IRAQ'S CENTRAL BANK
 did'nt ask any questions when Qusay, son of Saddam, passed 
 him the handwritten letter from his father. In it the dictator
 stated that he was making a withdrawal: US$1 Billion,
 most of it in U.S. Bills. 
 
 TO SAVE THEM FROM AMERICAN AGRESSION, 
 TAKE THE NECESSARY ACTION, 
 read the note. It was about 4 a.m. on March 18,2003,
 and if banking hours had never applied to Saddam, they meant
 even less today. In 26 hours, the first bombs would strike Baghdad.
 
 Security guards from the bank immediately began executing 
 the dictator's orders. Entering the main vault, they pulled
 out 230 stainless steel cases, each brimming with up to 
 US$4 Million in shrink-wrapped bricks of immaculate US$100 bills, 
 then loaded them onto three tractor-trailers parked outside. 
 Two hours later, at the dawn of the war's first day broke over 
 Baghdad, Qusay and his retinue drove off, trucks in tow.
 
 In the following days, a quarter-million American troops would
 invade Iraq. They would scour the country in a search for leaders 
 of Saddam's regimes and weapons of mass destruction, unaware 
 that somewhere out there, in a scene eerily reminiscent of the
 1999 movie THREE KINGS, was nearly 10 tons of cash.
 
 WAR TROPHIES
 
 Sgt Matt Novak was good at finding things. In the weeks before
 the 3rd Infantry Division deployed to Kuwait, the brass back 
 at Fort Stewart had awarded the blond, blue eyed supply sergeant 
 with achievement coines and citations for his dedication in 
 equipping his unit, the 10th Engineer Battalion, for the upcoming
 war. Novak had worked long hours, often running off base in serach 
 of hard-to-find like GPS devices, Camelback Canteens,and sun goggles.
 A veteran of the first Gulf War, who reenlisted after 9/11, the 
 32 year old's experience and cool headedness had earned him respect
 among superiors and grunts alike. Then, on the first night in Saddam's
 palace, after the lightning race to the Baghdad, his reputations as a
 wrangler grew tenfold.
 
 "How can you sleep when Iraqis and Republican Guards guys are
 trying to kill you?" Novak had said to his running mate,
 Spc. Jamal Mann, after pushing him awake. "Let's go explore".
 
 The two activated their night vision goggles, the began to sniff 
 around the palace grounds in search of war trophies. One ornate 
 building festooned with U.S. Army yellow tape looked particualrly
 enticing. Mann and Novak climbed over a wall, hopped a metal gate,
 and went in through the rear pool door.
 
 It was worth it. The place was tocked with leather couches,
 spottles Persian rugs, and crystal chandeliers from the cathedral 
 ceilings-- boxes upon boxes of grade A booty. Novak collected 
 designer party dresses for his wife; Mann stashed diamond necklace
 and earring sets in the truck. Their buddies were drinking cases
 of cognac, smoking $800 Cuban cigars, and toking hash for weeks.
 
 "I dont'care what you do," Novak claims his captain, 
 Jim Ahearn, told him after that. "If I tell you to get it, 
 use any means necessary. We conquered this country, and I can
 do whatever I want."
 
 Mann and Novak say the company set a challenge for them: 
 an air conditioner, a computer, a televisions, and a DVD player
 for every squad. Novak hit the palace of Saddam's son, Uday, 
 took his silk sheets for his brass bed and later handed out 
 pieces of gold embossed regime stationery. The tony streets 
 that snaked out from the presidential palace were like a 
 giant shopping mall, stocked with fine carpets, Middle Eastern
 art, expensive china, big screen TV and jewelry. They came across
 stashes of cocaine and heroin. Things could also get a little 
 macabre. Novak stepped on a hand in a drak room once, then 
 flipped over a mattress and jumped at the sight of a decomposing 
 bodies underneath.
 
 Mostly, they peered in windows, blew open doors and safes with
 C-4 explosives, and ripped apart storefronts with forklifts.
 They broke windows with bricks and hauled documents out of a
 camouflaged government offices. They looted everything from
 computers to a gold palted submachine gun and MP5s you could fire
 without even removing from their briefcases. They loaded it all,
 along with brroms, toilet papers, bottled water and electronics,
 into a tow, a half ton Russian truck they'd hot wired and 
 christened the "haji truck". When they pulled up to the brigade, 
 their fellwo soldiers would shout out their nicknames for
 Novak and Mann, "Sanford and Son".
 
 Then, a few weeks after arriving in Baghdad, they struck the jackpot.
 
 STAFF SERGEANT BUFF MAKES A FIND
 
 On April 18, Staff Sgt. Kenneth Buff went looking for a saw to
 trim some trees on the conquered palace grounds. Near Baath Party
 headquarters, he came across a coupld of odd lookin, shedlike 
 buildings. The windows and doors had been cemented over, so he 
 and another soldier smashed through them. 
 
 Inside they found $360 Million in cash.
 
 A SOLDIER'S FORTUNE
 
 Some of the items Matt Novak and Jamal Mann 
 "liberated" from the homes of Baghdad's elite.
 
 ** Uday Hussein's silk sheets
 
 ** Golden faucet fixtures
 
 ** 50 cartons of Cuban Cigars
 
 ** Russian vodka and cognac
 
 ** "Five or six" golden toilet seats
 
 ** 15 designer cocktail dresses
 
 ** Several diamond necklaces sets
 
 ** Numerous gold brooches inlaid with rubies
 
 ** Gold embroidered vest belonging to Uday Hussein
 
 ** The Kuwaiti royal china
 
 ** One chrome plated Smith & Wesson 9 mm with black 
 ivory handles
 
 ** A large collection of Smith & Wesson pistols from 
 a cabinet in a top general's house
 
 ** 23 MP5 briefcase assassin guns, with triggers in handles
 
 ** A gold plated MP5 submachine gun
 
 ** Bags of cocaine from Uday Hussein's palace
 
 ** Scuba sets from a republican guard locker
 
 ** 10 high quality Persian rugs
 
 ** Saddam's armored Mercedes
 
 ** A duffel bag full of cameras and production 
 quality video equipment
 
 ** Various 12,18,and 24 piece royal Iraqi dish sets
 
 ** DVD's, including a copy of Bad Boys II
 
 ** Photo album of Saddam Hussein and his family
 
 ** One sony play station
 
 NOVAK BECAME THE FALL GUY
 
 Capt. Ahearn ordered Mann, Moyer and Novak restricted to
 the compound, theri weapon confiscated. The next moring
 officers from the Criminal Investigation Command (CID)
 interviewed the three men. According to Navak, they told him
 that Mann had confessed in taking $200,000 and that they were
 going to nail Navak's ass and send him away to prison for
 20 years because he hadnt' come clean.
 
 Novak lay awake in his bunk later that night. He thought about
 his modest house back in Hinesville, Gerogia and hiw wife and kids.
 What kind of life would they have with a father in prison?
 
 Early on the morning of Aril 22, Novak went to see his chaplain. 
 They sat in the middle of a sprawling field, the four towered
 palace booming above the trees before them. Novak told him about
 the greed, the fear, his dreams for his wife and kids, and how he 
 felt like a failure.He asked the chaplain to call brigader Commander
 Lt. Col. Michael Presnell, Cpt. Jim Ahearn, and the CID investigators.
 He was ready to confess.
 
 Two hours later Novak was escorted to a cold interrogation room --
 a technique soemtimes used to rattle Iraqi prisoners. He opened up
 his laptop, displaying a written statement recounting everything 
 that had happened, naming Greenley, Wilson and Burns, Presnell, Ahearn,
 the chaplain, and one CID clustered around the computer, reading.
 
 "Go get Greenley and have him standby!" Capt Ahearn 
 barked at a couple of soldiers nearby. Outside a dust storm kicked up,
 pelting the windows with grains of sand. The CID investigator 
 finished reading Novak's account of what had occurred.
 
 "Prove it." he said.
 
 Novak led them to a field where Mann had told him they had hidden
 the third box, but nothing was there.
 
 "This isnt looking good for you Novak", Presnell said.
 Soaked with sweat and shaking with nervouseness, Novak lead them to
 the river where they had sunk the other two boxes. The water level
 had dropped a good four feet. They could see the boxes, coated with
 grime and sewage, sticking out of the muck.
 
 "You gotta be fucking kidding me!" said one of 
 the CID agents.Novak would later show them the rocks,
 little twigs  and bushes where he said Meyer had stashed 
 the money. They recovered at least $178,700.
 
 By the time Novak arrived back in the  interrogation room,
 Wilson, Emmanuel and Burns were all in he hall outside.
 Nobody would look him in the face except Greenley, his eyes
 burning with hatred and bitter tears.Later Emmanuel would
 lead the CID agents to the spot where he waid he and Greenley
 had rehidden the box.
 
 The next day Presnell summoned everyone involved to a
 briefing room. Novak remembers about 20 people, some he had 
 never seen before. Apparently, theirs had not been the only "incident".
 
 "Gentlemen, you don't get a second chance in life,
 and you damn sure don't get a second chance in the army",
 Novak recalls Capt.John Peabody, the engineer brigade commander,
 saying."But if you come forward, tell us anything you know 
 about any monmey and everybody involved, the slate will be 
 wiped clean...While other brothers and sisters were dying 
 for their country, you were lining your pockets. 
 Major General Blount does not want this black eye on the
 3rd ID. We were the conquerors of Baghdad, and this needs to go away".
 
 Peabody announced a two day amnesty period; whoever came 
 forward would get amnesty.
 
 Emmanuel, Wilson, Mann, Greenley and Novak all signed 
 statements admitting invlovement . A bag containing
 $275,300 was left on one officer's desk, with a note--
 he suspected from Wilson--that read: 
 REST WENT DOWN SEWER.
 Novak and Mann were reissued their guns,and within days 
 sent out to get new carpets, a mattress, a comptuer, 
 and TV's for the colonel, and gold plated toilet fixtures 
 for their new digs in Fallujah. It look likes, 
 all was forgotten. The guys in the unit teased
 Novak by calling him Clooney, after the actor who played 
 the ringleader in the THREE KINGS.
 
 But despite the army's desire to have the incident 
 "go away", the  Los Angeles Times
 ran a story about it, and that October Novak's 
 commander at Fort Stewart informed him that he was 
 being recommended for a less than honorable discahrge.
 His crimes, the arnmy said, were to serious to overlook.
 
 
 LOSING THE HOME FRONT
 
 Recently, Novak sat on the front porch of hus buddy Leo Lumer's
 bed and breakfast in Linden, North Arolina, smoking and thinking 
 back on it all.
 
 His wife left him a few months after he got home from the war,
 took the kids, and told him she did'nt love hims anymore.
 Now he is broke, jobless, living with friends,and lost.
 A military doctor diagnosed him with depression
 
 "In the middle of combat, there was nothing---nothing---
 I could't get my hands on," he said. "If they had told me they
 wanted a nuclear warhead, I probaly could have gotten it for them.
 I lost myself there with $200 million in that dark room." | 
                         
                        
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                          |  Monday, December 13, 2004  | 
                         
                        
                          |   MEN....OH MEN....OH MEN...   | 
                         
                        
                          WOUNDED MARINE SACRIFICES FINGER 
 TO SAVE WEDDING RING
 
 VICTORVILLE, Calif. ---
 When Marine Lance Cpl. David Battle learned
 he'd either have to sacrifice his ring finger 
 or the wedding band be wore, he told doctors
 at a field hospital in Iraq to cut off the 
 finger.
 
 The 19-year old former high school football
 star suffered a mangled left hand and serious
 wounds in his legs in a Nov. 13 fire fight in 
 Fallujah. Doctors were prepairing to cut off
 Battle's ring to save as much as his finger,
 as they could.
 
 "But that would mean destroying my
 wedding ring,"he said,
 "My wife is the strongest woman I know.
 She's basically running two people's lives since
 I've been gone."
 
 With his approval, doctors servered his finger,
 but somehow in the chaos that followed, they lost his 
 ring. His wife, Devon, still said she was honored.
 "I can't believe he did that", she said.
 
 (CHISUNTIMES/ASSOCIATED PRESS)
 ********
 
 NAKED BOYS CAN'T SING IN ATLANTA
 
 ATLANTA --- Police shut down a bar
 that was showing a successful musical revue featuring 
 nudity because the business did'nt have an adult 
 entertainment license.
 
 The manager of the Armory Bar in Midtown Atlanta,
 Doug Youngblood, said police overreacted Saturday night.
 He said the show had been running  since August and
 is theater-- not adult entertainment.
 
 The revue, "Naked Boys Singing,"has
 spent six years off Broadway in New York and road show
 versions have played in several cities including 
 Chicago. The gay themed show, billed as celebrating
 "the splendors of male nudity in comedy song and dance"
 features six male actors who are in the buff for much
 of the performance.
 
 Three plainclothes police officers went to the Armory
 on Saturday, watched part of the 8 p.m. show,
 then shut the place down and issued a citation
 to Youngblood.
 
 
 (CHISUNTIMES/ASSOCIATED PRESS)
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 HOW SEXY IS HIS NAME?
 
 Would your husband by any other name seem as sexy?
 Maybe not, claims a new study.
 
 Amy Perfors, a cognitive scientist at the Massachusettes
 Institute of Technology, posted photos of men 
 labeled with  various names on 
 www.hotornot.com
 inviting visitors to rate how attractive each was.
 When the men had names that had stressed 
 "front vowels"---vowels pronounced with the 
 tongue in the front of the mouth, like those of Dave,
 Craig and Ben-- they were rated more desirable.
 When the same photos had names with stressed "back vowels"
 ---- vowels in which the tongue is farther back, as in
 Tom, Paul and Charles-- they were rated less attractive.
 
 Linguists say that the sexy front vowels are perceived as
 "smaller"while back vowels seem "larger"
 So why aren't women attracted to men with back vowel names,
 the "bigger"men? Perfors suspects her results bolster
 other studies indicating women don't really prefer 
 "the super,hyper masculine, macho guys. Women wants guys
 who can be sensitive and gentle".
 
 Below, a brief guide to who's hot-- and who's not.
 
 SEXY NAMES: 
 Andy, Brad, Chris, Eric, Frank,Henry, Jack, Jim,
 Matt, Pete, Rick, Steve, Ted.
 
 NOT - SO - HOT NAMES:
 Donald, George, John, Norman, Oliver, Oscar, Ron, 
 Scott, Todd
 
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