| Wednesday, September 10, 2003
|10sept'03/highwood, ill/1415hrs/central time
"NIHIL OBSTAT" P A R T II
Interpretation again: "NIHIL OBSTAT" no objection/no say/charing kah/oh sige/shut up n go/bahala ka sa buhay mo.
11. WHAT CAUSES DOUBLE YOLK EGGS? WHY DO EGG YOLKS SOMETIMES HAVE RED SPOTS ON THEM?
"accdng to Lewis Conn of san jose/calif n Melody L.Love of denver/north carolina"female chicks are born with a fully formed ovary containing several thousand tiny ova,but occasionally two yolks are released at the same time .double yolk eggs are no more planned than human twins. if a chicken is started during the egg formation, small blood vessels in the wall may rupture, producing in the yolk blood spots - tiny flecks of blood".
SAY KO - kasi the rooster who did it to the hen - may syphyllis-pasay sickness-culiculi sickness-japayuki sickness-umurak sa cheap hen - may tulo na ayaw pang magpabuking......."NIHIL OBSTAT"
12. WHY ARE THE SKIN TAKEN FROM AN INFANT DURING CIRCUMCISION IS USED FOR SKIN GRAFTING?
"accdng to one burn unit doctor specialist from a burn unit/trauma hospital in new jersey, " young skin can easily be transplanted to anybody who suffered from burn especially on the facial areas. it cud easily spread out".
SAY KO - if you transplant the skin on the face from the 'Tule Boy' every morning matigas ang mukha mo - hindi pa yan- mag-ingat ka pag napaweewee 'yan, takbo kagad. papagpagin mo rin ang mukha moh? eh pano kung tumigas ang face mo,at hinimas himas mo ng mabilis- may lalabas bah?.....pwe..."NIHIL OBSTAT"
13. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN VIRGIN OLIVE OIL AND EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL?
"accdng to the Intl' Olive and Olive Oil Agreement of 1986, any olive that wants to call itself virgin must be obtained from the fruit of the olive tree solely by mechanical or other physical means than by a heating process".
SAY KO - if you are Extra Virgin Olive Oil - it means konti lang ang nag 'finger sa 'yo, while Virgin Oil - when it fell from the tree- isang finger lang ang ginamit.....bogmali talaga....pwe again..."NIHIL OBSTAT"
14. DO FISH SLEEP? IF SO, WHEN DO FISH SLEEP?
"accdng to Gerry Carr, director of Species Research Intl Game Fish Asso. 'fish do try to catch a few winks, even if forty winks are an elusive dream some reef fishes simply becomes inactive and hover around like thy're sleeping.like some other parrot fishes and wrasses, exude a mucus membrane at night that completely covers their body as though they have been placed in a baggies".
SAY KO - tulog lang ang isda if they are 'Tuyo' already and slept without kaokao kaya 'Tuyo' baho
.....bastos mo talaga.....pwe pwe pwe..."NIHIL OBSTAT"
15. WHERE IS DONALD DUCKS' BROTHER?
"accdng to Karen S. Harris of seattle washington 'we have seen Donald Dcuks' nephews, Huey,Dewey, and Louie but we never see their Dad, Donald's brother Why not? In 1942 accdrng to the New Spirit Paper, Donald lists the three dependents in a tax as adopted, that Donald was a generous brother, and a certified masochist".
SAY KO- Donald's mama is a Japayuki - singing songs at the KaraUkim bar.....so no utol.....
ang aso mo talaga......pwe x 4...."NIHIL OBSTAT"
16. WHY DO FINGERNAILS GROW FASTER THAN THE TOENAILS?
"accdng to Dermatologists Dr. Fred Feldman, trauma makes nails grow faster.non painful contact can cause trauma to the nails. circulation is much more sluggish in the feet than in the hands".
SAY KO - kasi 'kaw lakas mong ngatngatin ang fingers mo than your toenails. try to ngangat the toenails and see what will happen to you, especailly if you have not yet wash your feet.....pweeeeeeh...."NIHIL OBSTAT"
17. WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THAT PIECE OF SKIN HANGING FROM THE BACK OF MEN'S THROAT?
"accdng to Dr. L.J.A DiDio of the Medical College of Ohio,adds that the uvula helps prevent us from regurgitating our food during swallowing.
SAY KO- that is pangkiliti ng Bading when something in the mouth is vacationing...pweeeh ka rin..."NIHIL OBSTAT"
18. WHY DO SOME ICE CUBES COME OUT CLOUDY AND OTHERS COME OUT CLEAR?
"accdng to Dr. John Hallet, of the atmospheric Ice Laboratory of the Desert Research Institute in Reno /Nevada'the key factor in cloud formation in the ice cubes at times is the temperature of the Freezer".
SAY KO - kasi tubig sa balon ang use nyo-- try bottled water for a change......tanga!!!......."NIHIL OBSTAT"
19. WHY DO MAYORS GIVE OUT THE KEYS TO THEIR CITY?
"accdng to Mike Brown of the U.S. Conferences of Mayors, that during the middle ages,most large cities were walled, visitors could only enter and exit only through gates that were locked at sundown and reopened at dawn. these keys were guarded, for they are crucial in case there is an attack on the city. if a key was passed to an honored visitor, it indicated total trust in him".
SAY KO - if the Mayor of Manila handed over the keys of the city to you- rest assure you need lotsa lotsa garbage truck, sa baho naman ng basura doon po sa atin....pwe kah..baka ma dedma ka when u visit....shit ka rin...'"NIHIL OBSTAT"
20. THIS PORTION I WILL BITIN...OR ELSE NO MORE PART THREE......SAY NYO....paki critique analysis ang aking 'CICQUE SOLIEL' na ginawa..... hard 'etong gawa- - so give a good one or else .......pweeeeeh kayong lahat
at hindi pa 'yon......."NIHIL OBSTAT'....... kayong lahat..... shit ka rin oy!
|posted by infraternam meam @ 2:47 PM