IN FRATERNAM MEAM

IN FRATERNAM MEAM

Wednesday, September 10, 2003

10sept'03
2400hrs/central time
highwood/ill

"NIHIL OBSTAT" no objection/ no say/charing kah/oh sige/shut up n go/bahala ka sa buhay mo

i will repeat the translation - basahing mabuti
- no objection/no say/charing kah/oh sige/shut up n go/bahala ka sa buhay mo

HERE ARE THE LESSONS TO LEARN WHY THE TOPIC FOR TODAY IS "NIHIL OBSTAT"

1. WHY DO ROOSTER CROW IN THE MORNING?

"accdg to one ornithologist - most of the crowing of the rooster takes place in themornming, as does most of the singing, because that is when the birds are most active and most territorial advertising takes place. many of the vocalization heard throughout the day are for other types of communication, including flocking calls, which serves to keep the members of the flock together and in touch if they are out of sight from one another."

SAY KO - in short the rooster is saying - hey girls - i am all set, anytime you are. tok ti laok....tok tokan tayo!'NIHIL OBSTAT'

2. WHY DO MANY HOTELS AND MOTELS FOLD OVER THELAST PIECE OF TOILET PAPER IN THE BATHROOM?

"accdng to the executive director of the intl' asso. of holiday inns, he said" hotels want to give their guests the confidence that the bathroom has been cleaned since the last guest has used the room. to accomplish this, the maid wil fold over the last piece of the toilet paper to assure that no one has used the toilet paper since the room is cleaned. it is subtle but effective"

SAY KO - in short the hotel maid is telling the next occupant - dahan dahan sa toilet paper. ibabawas sa sweldo ko iyan pag inubos mong lahat......"NIHIL OBSTAT"

3. WHY ARE THERE MORE HOLES IN THE MOUTHPIECE OF A TELEPHONE THAN IN THE EARPIECE?

"accdng to the makers of the fons - "while developing the telephone handset, engineers are aware that it was imperative for the lips of the speaker to be close as possible to the transmitter. if a caller increases distance between the transmitter from half an inch, the output volume will be reduced by three decibels. accdng to AT&T in 1919 more than 4,000 measurements of the head dimensions were made to determine the proper dimensions of the handset. the goal was to design a headset that would cup the ear and bring the transmitter close to the lips."

SAY KO - in short - madaling linisin ang panis na laway sa mouthpiecxe than cleaning the tutule or luga at the headset of the fon....."NIHIL OBSTAT".

4. WHY DO SOME HARD BOILED EGG YOLKS TURN GRAY OR GREEN WHEN SOFT BOILD EGGS DONT DISCOLOR?

"accdng to the american egg board - the discoloring is caused by iron and sulphur compounds that accumulate when eggs are overcooked. although gray eggyolks lack eye appeal, the iron and sulfur dont affect the taste or nutritional value of the eggs.it is highly recommended that after cooking the eggs - cold water shud be run over them or put in ice water."

SAY KO - in short - tanga ka. and niluto mo kasi balot - bugok pa..... "NIHIL OBSTAT"

5. WHY DO MONKEYS IN THE ZOO PICK THROUGH THEIR HAIR ALL THE TIME? WHY DO THEY PICK ONE ANOTHER'S HAIR?

"accdng to psychologist H.H. Reynolds, the chimpanzees are not altruistic or naturally cooperative. grooming is one of the most cooperative ventures in which chimpanzees engage. perhaps grooming in monkeys is akin to the human handshake"

SAY KO - kinain ng zoo worker ang lahat ng pagkain the unggoy - so they are in the Kuto diet....."NIHIL OBSTAT"

6. WHY ARE TUPPERWARE BRAND PRODUCTS SOLD ONLY AT PARTIES? COULD'NT THEY MAKE MORE MONEY BY SELLING THE STUFF IN STORES TOO?

"accdng to Lawrie Pitcher Platt - tupperware's director of public relations and community affairs, " tupperware brand products continue to be sold on the party plan because each dealer is like a teacher.he or she demonstrates themany subtle features designed into the pieces shown and discusses product care and full lifetime warranty. tupperware brand products arelifetime purchase unlike many products manifacture today, and it is management's belief that learning about the use and care enhances the value of the customer."

SAY KO - ayaw ng tupperware magtinda sa bakya crowd. mayroong bang tupperware party ang mga squatter sa atin
especially those home along the riles ng tren......"NIHIL OBSTAT"

7. WHY DO WE HAVE TO CLOSE OUR EYES WHEN WE SNEEZE?

"accdng to Dr. Pat Barelli - doctor of rhinology"the sneeze clears the nose and head and injects water into the cells of thebody, provoking much the same physiological effect as sniffing snuff or cocaine.when a person sneezes, all body functions cease, tremendous stress is put on the body by the sneeze, especially the eyes".

SAY KO - pinikit mo ang mata mo - kasi when you sneeze sabog pati uhog and kulangot mo at hiyang hiya ka- kasi wala kang panyong dala that time....... "NIHIL OBSTAT"

8. WHAT IS THE COTTAGE IN COTTAGE CHEESE?

"accdng to united dairy industry association, cottage cheese was made in the home all over europe as far back as the middle ages. it was called 'cottage' because farmers made cheese in their own cottages to utilize the milk remaining after the cream had been skimmed from it for buttermaking".

SAY KO - tanga - walang cottage sa atin, only nipa hut, that is the reason yong kesong puti ay wrap in dahon ng saging at tinali ng saha ng saging......"NIHIL OBSTAT"

9. WHY DO DOGS HAVE BLACK LIPS?

"accdng to veterinarian Dr. Peter Ihrke, pigmentation helps protect animals against solar radiation damage.dogs don't have as much hair around their mouths as on most parts of their bodies, pigmentation plasy a particularly important role in shielding dogs against the ravages of the sun".

SAY KO - nagpapapangit ang aso sa 'yo because baka chibugin mo siya - especially if you belong to the igorot and lasenggero crowd......"NIHIL OBSTAT"

10. WHY DOES MICKEY MOUSE HAS FOUR FINGERS?

"accdng to the artist who drew mickey mouse - they were more happy than happy to go along with any conceit that saved them some work. so in disney and most other cartoons, the animals sport a thumb and three fingers."

SAY KO - kasi Mickey Mouse- dont dip your fingers to Minnie Mouse see what happened to you......"NIHIL OBSTAT"

you think i will consume all the pages in my site - no way. maghintay kayo - part II "NIHIL OBSTAT" to come.

AD FRATERNAM MEAM --- jay david - CUM AMICIS ---- NIHIL OBSTAT ka diyan.

posted by infraternam meam @ 1:30 AM

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