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IN FRATERNAM MEAM
Monday, September 13, 2004
JOKES AND JOKING ONLY
(sent by a friend from Clarendon Hills/Illinois)


One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She called a little boy to do the first taste test. She blindfolded him, put some Hershey Kisses in his mouth and asked:

"Do you know what it is"? "No, I don't " said the little boy.

"Okey, I'll give you a clue." said the teacher.

"It's the thing your daddy wants from your mommy before he goes to work".

Suddenly, a little girl at the back yelled and said:

"Spit it out! It's a piece of Ass".


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Survey: Why are 80 percent of women against marriage nowadays?

Result of Survey: Because women realized it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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Nilagyan ni Virgina ng Viagra and pansit ng kanyang mister para madagdagan ang sex drive nito.

Pagkatpos kumain, natigok si mister.

Ang dahilan, ay internal bleeding.

Tumigas ang pansit sa loob ng tiyan ni Mister.

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Lando: "Bakit parang tuwang tuwa ka sa two child policy, eh pito na ang anak mo?"

Romeo: Sa missis ko, pito. Pero kay Inday, isa pa lang!

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Titser: "Boboy, translate in English this statement, 'Ang bata ay umidlip'."

Boboy: " ah...eh...'The Kidnap' "

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Titser : What is the capital of the Philippines?"

Chinese student: Ma'am maski ako Chinese, ako alam Pilipinas --- wala capital,
.....Kasi pulo Utang!"

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Minyang: "Espesyal ang ulam natin ngayon, kasi seefoods and binilia ko."

Minyong: "Wow darling, sarap naman! Ano ba ang binili mo?"

Minyang: " Sardinas"

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Reporter : "Tataas na raw po ang gasolina padating ng 'ber' months!"

GMA : "Oo nga, pero may naisip akong paraan para hindi maisip ng taong bayan na pangit ang dating ng 'ber' months dahil sa preyon ng gasolina".

Reporter: "Talaga po, anong paraan po?"

GMA: "Gagawin na lang nating Septem, Octob, Novem at Decem and 'ber' na months na yan".

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