| Friday, July 02, 2004 |
| ONLY IN AMERICA and DO YOU EVER WONDER!!! |
ONLY IN AMERICA!
1. ONLY IN AMERICA......can a Pizza Delivery gets to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. ONLY IN AMERICA..... are there handicap parking in front of a skating rink.
3. ONLY IN AMERICA ..... do drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes up front.
4. ONLY IN AMERICA ...... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke.
5. ONLY IN AMERICA...... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. ONLY IN AMERICA...... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junks in the garage.
7. ONLY IN AMERICA...... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we don't want to talk to in the first place.
8. ONLY IN AMERICA..... do we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. ONLY IN AMERICA...... do we use the word 'POLITICS' which describe the process well: "POLI" in Latin meaning 'Many' and 'Tics' meaning "bloodsucking creatures".
10. ONLY IN AMERICA.....do they have drive up ATM machines with BRAILLE lettering.
DO YOU EVER WONDER.........?????
...... Why does the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skins?.
...... Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?.
...... Why don't you ever see the headlines ! " A PSYCHIC WINS THE LOTTERY".?
...... Why is "ABBREVIATED" such a long word.
...... Why is it that doctors call what they do a "PRACTICE"?.
...... Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "START"?.
...... Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid made with Real Lemons?.
...... Why is the man who invests all your money called the "BROKER"?.
...... Why is the time of the day with the slowest traffic called the "Rush Hour"?.
...... Why is there Mouse Flavoured cat food?
...... When dog food is new and improved tasting, who do you think tests it?
...... Why do they sterilize the needle for "LETHAL INJECTION"?
...... You know that indestructible Black Box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
...... Why don't sheep shrinks when it rains.
...... Why are they called apartments when they are all Stuck up Together?".......
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is CONGRESS the opposite of PROGRESS?.
...... If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the TERMINAL?
(sent by RB@rush.com)
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| posted by infraternam meam @ 12:42 AM |
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