IN FRATERNAM MEAM: SMART LITTLE PATRICK

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IN FRATERNAM MEAM

Thursday, July 01, 2004

SMART LITTLE PATRICK

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10 speed bike. his father said:

" Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There is no way we can afford it!".

The next day, the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door, with a suitcase in hand, so he asked:

"Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him,:

"I was walking past your bedroom last night, and heard you telling mom, YOU WERE PULLING OUT. Then I heard mom tell you, TO WAIT BECAUSE SHE WAS COMING TOO."

"And I'll be dammned if Iam staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!!!".

(sent by a notorius friend @rush.com)

posted by infraternam meam @ 2:04 PM

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