| Friday, November 28, 2003
|EXCUSE SLIPS FROM DIFFERENT SOURCES
1). this was emailed to my wife by her friend, which her friend told me to make a spot for it in my blogspot. HINDI KO ITO ORIG.
2). these are excuse notes from parents, including their original spelling and how it was written and was collected from different schools.
3). MY PERSONAL COMMENTS UNDER EACH LETTER IS MINE, YAN ANG ORIG.
= My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please EXECUTE him.
(myGod, the kid won't be able to attend P.E. and the boy will be executed-- ano kayang klaseng execution-- sana hindi Gilatin....kasi si Fr. Gomez, Burgos and Zamora was killed by the spaniards in the Gilatin also)
= Please excuse Lis for being absent. She was sick and i have her SHOT.
(another oh my God, nag absent lang,pina baril--- sana hindi sa Luneta, ang daming pusher doon!)
= Dear School: please ekscuse Johnny being absent on jan 28,29,30,31,32,and also 33.
( wow na kalendario-- saan kayang kalendario galing ito! bumata ako! at malayo pang mawala sa kalendario ang edad ng panganay ko. matutuwa ang mommy niya. my wife treats my son still like a little boy.)
= Please excuse Gloria from JIM today. she is ADMINISTRATING.
( ano daw 'yon????, pumunta daw sa adminstration bldg! tanga!)
= Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday, he fell out from a tree and MISPLACED HIS HIP.
(ang tanga ng magulang nito--- hindi man lang hinanap ang hip.)
= John has been absent because he had two teeth TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE.
(don't tell me may mata din sa noo yan)
= Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by VERY CLOSE VEIN.
(yong litid daw, nagkagalit at nagkasamaan sila ng loob)
= Chris will not be in school cus he has an ACRE IN HIS SIDE.
(sino? si chris...land owner na daw)
= please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has VERY LOOSE VOWELS.
(yong daw alphabet--- nalunok noong anak, VOWELS lang -- hindi CONSONANT)
= Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had DIAHRE.
(nakalunok ng diary--- kaya nagtae)
= Irving was absent yesterday because he MISSED HIS BUST.
(yong SUSO daw, nawawala-- hindi alam kung ginamit ng nanay o tatay niya)
= I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
(si Billie daw--- nag pa sex change para sa Christmas)
= Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
(nahulog daw sa batalan si Jennifer habang tumatache, they saw her Sunday na, akala nila Sunday pa rin.)
= Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We HAVE TO ATTEND HER FUNERAL.
(yong anak daw nilang si Sally-- hindi makakapasok sa isang linggo, kasi dededbolin nila at aatend pa sila ng Funeral.)
=Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. HE HAD A COLD AND COULD NOT BREED WELL.
(aha!! sisasabi ko na nga ba!! donot have sex naked--sinipon tuloy)
= Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having A GANGOVER.
(pinagtulungan daw ng barkada---GANGOVER...)
= Maryann was absent last December 11-16, because she has a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother has a low GRADE FEVER and ached all over. I wan'st the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, HER FATHER EVEN GOT HOT LAST NIGHT.
(yong ama daw pagkatapos makitang may sakit lahat ng anak--- SAKA PA LANG NAGYARIAN SILANG MAGASAWA.)
|posted by infraternam meam @ 1:41 AM