| Tuesday, November 25, 2003 |
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JOKE LANG/DEHINS AKO BASTOS
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(wARNING: if you think this will be a hazard to your health, don't continue reading)
**In a woman's body there are four rooms:
FACE -- is the showroom
STOMACH -- is the storeroom
BOOBS -- is the playroom
VAGINA -- is the men's room
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**A woman is sick........
Symptoms: Sore throat
Probable cause: SPERMatococcus
Diagnosis: Urinary tract infection
Prescription: PENIScilin (generic: BLOWJOB)
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**Ideal woman of the 2000's
SIMPLE -- hindi nag-papanty
MABAIT -- hindi tumatanggi
DISENTE -- hindi nagpapabayad
DEMURE -- di dumudura,nilulunok lahat
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**Mga lasa ng gatas
1. Dalagita -- fresh milk
2. Dalaga -- pasteurized
3. Bagong kasal - skimmed milk
4. Matagal ng kasal -- yogurt
5. Matandang dalaga -- taho
6. Lola -- tokwa
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** Limang klase ng egg preservation?
1. Maalat-alat : salted egg yan
2. Maitim : century egg yan
3. Mabuhok : balot yan
4. Mabaho : bugok yan
5. Malibag : bah! bayag yan!
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**Different kind of soap
Ano ang sabon ng virgin? TENDER CARE
Ano ang sabon mahilig gumamit ng condom ? SAFEGUARD
Ano ang sabon ng call girl? DIAL
Ano ang sabon ng mahilig magbate? CAMAY
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** Women's reaction to sizes
9 inches - "oh syet ang sakit"-- aray..
7 inches - "yes ang sarap"-- hmmmp..
6 inches - "oh perpek!"-- haaay..
5 inches - "mmm..ok!"-- uhummp..
4 inches - "diin mo pa nga!"-- please..
3 inches - "pasok na ba?"-- huh..
2 inches - "kala ko dila?" -- BWISET!!!!
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nagpa-blood test si Tulume. Kumuha ng sample ang nars.
pagkatapos, walang makitang bulak ang nars kaya sinipsip ng nars ang daliri ni Tulume.
naligayahan si Tulume, kaya sabi niya sa nars:
"magpapaurine test din ako, nars!"
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** ang guy na type ng mga girls
MASUNURIN - madaling 'patayuin'
MACHO - laging handang 'magalit'
MATIPID- di 'nagwiwitdraw'
GENEROUS- palaging 'nagpapakain'....
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EXCUSE ME....HINDI AKO BASTOS.....NAGPAPATAWA LANG
SO IF YOU FIND IT BASTOS....READ THIS WITH CLOSED EYES AND OPEN MIND.
hindi ko orig ito....sabi i post ko sa blog koh!!
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| posted by infraternam meam @ 10:18 AM |
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Name: infraternam meam
Home: Chicago, United States
About Me: I am now at the prime of my life
and have been married for the past 25 years.
Sickly at times, but wants to see the elixir vita,
so that I will be able to see my grandchildren from my two boys.
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