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THE BEAUTY OF A PAGEANT
MISS UNIVERSE BEAUTY PAGEANT Q & A PORTION
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(from a friend's email to me: dated 25nov'03)
SETTING: the finalist of the Miss Universe Beauty Pagent being given different questions to answer.
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Q: Ms America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
A: Well, I would say that, male organ in America are like gentlemen....it stands, every time it sees a woman!!
Q: Ms Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
A: Male organs in my country are like Toros in our very own bullfight...because, it chases everytime it sees an opening!!
Q: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
A: Male organs in my country are like Shakespearean...because it cries every after performance!!
Q: Ms Iran, how would describe a male organ in your country?
A: Well, I can only that say that male organs from country are like thieves....they enter thru the back door!!
Q: Ms India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
A: I think i can that the male organ in my country is like a laborer--- it works, day and night!!
Q: Ms Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
A: Ahhh... wellll...opcors, hihihi..i can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis..ayyy sorry...it's ano, kuwan...it means GOSSIP in our language....ayy...kase..diyahe...because....it passes from mouth to mouth.
(standing ovation siya)
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