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IN FRATERNAM MEAM

Thursday, March 25, 2004

ADVANCED MEDICINE IN THE PHILIPPINES
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(sent by a friend)

AT THE INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCE OF MEDICINE:

an Israeli doctor said:
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"medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of man
and put it in another man and have him looking for work in six weeks."

a German doctor said:
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"that's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person and put it
in another person and have him looking for work in four weeks time".

a Russian doctor said:
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"in my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart
out of one person, put it in another and have them both looking
for work in two weeks time".

a Filipino doctor said:
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"you guys are very behind. in the Phils. we took a former movie actor
with no brain out of san juan, put him in malacanang, and in no time
half of the country was looking for work. and just to prove it was no fluke,
we are going to do it again."

posted by infraternam meam @ 5:00 AM

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