| Sunday, December 28, 2003
|DAGOHOY'S FIRST DAY IN SCHOOL
(A joke sent to me via email)
It was the first day of school and a new student named Dagohoy, son of a Filipino immigrant, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said:, "Let's begin by reviewing some Ameican History. Who said : "Give me Liberty, or give me death?" the teacher saw a sea of blank faces, except for Dagohoy, who had his hand up, and he answered: "Patrick Henry, 1775", then the teacher said: "very good".
Then the teacher said to the class this time :" Who said "Government of the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth". again, no response, except from Dagohoy, who said:" Abraham Lincoln, 1863".The teacher snapped at the class, and said:
" Class, you should be ashamed, Dagohoy, who is very new to our country,
knows more about it's history than you do."
Then the teacher heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Filipino".
Then the teacher said: "Who said that?", the teacher demanded.
Dagohoy raised his hand and said:" John Pershing, 1835".
At that point, one of the student at the back said:" I'm gonna puke".
The teacher glares and asked the class:"All rigth! now who said that?".
Again, Dagohoy said, : "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991".
Now, a furious ---- another student yelled and said:" Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Dagohoy jumps out of his chair--- waving his hand -------,
and shouts to the teacher and said: "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!".
Now---- with almost mob hysteria, someone said:
" You little shit, if you say anything else, I'LL KILL YOU."
Dagohoy frantically yells at the top of his voice and said :
"Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."
Then the teacher fainted---- and as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor,someone said:
" Oh shit, we're in Big Trouble!".
Then Dagohoy said: " Sadam Hussein, 2003".
|posted by infraternam meam @ 2:33 AM