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Thursday, October 09, 2003

(words and words)


some more great words to live by:
taken from the book 'BEST THINGS EVER SAID"


"it is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us."
(Peter De Vries)

"God has always been hard on the poor".
(Jean Paul Marat)

"the good Lord will never gives you more than you can handle, unless you die for something".

"few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation or creed".
(Bertrand Russell)

"living with a saint is more grueling than being one".
(Robert Neville)

"under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer".
(Mark Twain)

"the trouble with born again christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around".
(Herb Caen)

"it is better to know some of the questions,than all of the answers".
(James Thurber)

"i have a simple philosophy. fill what's empty, empty what's full, scratch where it itches".
(Alice Roosevelt Longsworth)

"there is more to life, than increasing in speed".
(Mahatma Ghandhi)

"why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? it is because we are not the person involved".
(Mark Twain)

"the cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down".
(Flip Wilson)

"the best to get praise is to die".
(Italian proverb)

"the patient is not likely to recover is he makes the doctor his heir".
(Thomas Fuller)

"when you don't have money, the problem is food. when you have money, it's sex.when you have both, it's health. if everything is simply jake, then you're frighened of death".
(.P. don Leavy)

"either this man is dead, or my watch just stopped".
(Groucho Marx)

"there is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either".
(Robert Graves)

"i am going to speak out my mind, because i have nothing to lose".
(S.I. Hayakawa)

"somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child, she must be found and stopped".
(Sam Levenson)

"to my embarrassment, i was born in bed with a lady".
(Wilson Mizner)

"my obstetrician is so dumb that when i gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. for a year that kid followed me everywhere. it was like having a dog on a leash".
(Joan Rivers)

"a vegetarian is a person who wont eat anything that can have children".
(David Brenner)

"of all animals, the boy is the most unmanageable".

"children are guilty of unpardonable rudeness if they spit in the face of a companion;neither are they excusable who spit from windows or on walls or on furniture).
(St.John Baptiste de La Lasalle)

"mothers are more fonder than the fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their children".

"there was a time when we expected nothing of children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience".
(Anatole Broyard)

"if men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament".
(Florynce Kennedy)

"last time i tried to have make love to my wife nothing was happening, so i said to her,"what's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?"
(Rodney Dangerfield)

"i've tried several varieties of sex. the conventional makes me claustrophobic and the others gives me a stiff neck and lockjaw".
(Tllulah Bankhead)

...... hope you find something that can relate to you!!!!

posted by infraternam meam @ 2:20 AM  
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