IN FRATERNAM MEAM

IN FRATERNAM MEAM

Wednesday, October 08, 2003

VERBO et VERBO
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(words and words)

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here are some great words to live by:
taken from the book "BEST THINGS EVER SAID"

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"marriage is like a bank account. you put it in, you take it out,you lose interest"
(Prof. Irwin Corey)

"my mother did not breast feed me,she said, she like me as a friend"
(Rodney Dangerfield)

"if somehting good happens,it's a miracle, and you should wonder what God is saving for you later".
(Marshal Brickman)

'forgive your enemies, but never forget their names"
(John F. Kennedy)

"it can be great fun to have an affair with a bitch"
(Louis Achincloss)

"never accept any drink from a urologist"
(Erma Bombeck's father)

"from birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 , she needs good looks, from 35 to 55, she needs good personality,and from 55 on, she needs cash"
(Sophie Tucker)

"i consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell"
(Alec Yuill Thornton)

"never go to bed mad, stay up and fight "
(Phyllis Diller)

"the good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it"
(Truman Capote)

"love is being stupid together"
(Paul Valery)

"a man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple"
(japanese proverb)

"i like young girls, their stories are shorter"
(Tom McGuane)

"the most romantic thing any woman ever said to me in bed is:"are you sure you're not a cop?"
(LarryBrown)

"so your height is 5'11"?, forget about the 5, lets talk about the 11"
(Mae West)

"give a man a free hand, and he'll run it all over you"
(Mae West)

"i wasn't kissing her, i was whispering in her mouth"
(Chico Marx)

"if God had meant us to have group sex, he'd have given us more organs"
(Malcolm Bradbury)

"the trouble with group sex is that you never know where to put your elbow"
(Martin Cruz Smith)

"the trouble with incest is that it gets you involved with relatives"
(Geroge Kaufman)

"a man in love is incomplete until he is married, then he is finished"
(Zsa Zsa Gabor)

"the most happy marriage i can imagine to myslef would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman"
(Samuel Taylor Coleridge)

"trust your husband, adore your husband, and then get as much as you can in your own name"
(Joan Rivers)

"honesty has ruined more marriage than infidelity"
(Charles McCabe)

"before undergoing surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs.You may live"
(Ambrose Bierce)

"i never give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they tought it was hell"
(Harry S. Truman)

"the main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots"
(Rebecca West)

"any young man who is unmarried at the age of 21 is a menace to the community"
(Brigham Young )

"a woman who takes things from a man is called grilfriend.a man who takes things from a woman is called a gigolo"
(Ruthi Stein)

"my father is frightened of his father, i was frightened of my father, and i am damned well going to see to it that children are frightened of me"
(King George V)

"ask your child what he wants for dinner, only if he is buying"
(Fran Liebowitz)

"my parents are too poor to have me, so the neighbors had me"
(Buddy Hackett)

"have chilkdren while your parents are still young enough to take care of them"
(Rita Rudner)

"LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT"
i owe much, i have nothing, the rest i live to the poor"
(Rabelais)

"if you want to look young and thin,hang around old and fat people"
(Jim Eason)

"anybody who believes that the way to man's heart is through his stomach, flunked geography"
(Robert Byrne)

"part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside"
(Mark Twain)

..... i shall return for more next day!!!!..........

posted by infraternam meam @ 3:12 AM

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