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Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Joke One:

The Technology of Today.

Three men, a German, a Japanese and a Filipino were sitting naked in a sauna.

The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

"That was my pager", he said. "I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm".

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained:

"That was my mobile phone, I have a micro chip in my hand".

The Filipino felt decidedly low tech. But not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of a sauna and went to the bathroom. When he returned to the sauna, a piece of toilet paper is hanging from his ass. The others raised their eybrows and stared at him.

The Filipino finally said.....

"Ay Dios Mio, will you look at that? I am getting an incoming fax!"...

Joke Two:

Forgetfullness is bad for You.

There was this pretty woman, who have just got off the cab.
Crossing the street, there were this group of teen-age boys who saw that
her right breast is sticking out of her dress.

These group of young teen-age boys started giggling and laughing.

A gentleman saw what was the reason for these teen-age boys to laugh about.
So this man, approached the lady and said to her:

"MIss your right breast is showing from your dress".

The the lady, surprisingly and alarming said:

"OHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDDDDD, I left my baby inside the cab, shit!"

Joke Three:

Fastest Cow Milker Alive.

There was this cow milking contest in Australia, represented by different countries of the world who have sent their best hopeful to be recorded as the Fastest Cow Milker of the World.

Each contestants was given a cow to be milk by hand, and a bucket to fill the bucket up. The Swiss, was all laugh. In his mind, he knows that he can beat all of these contestants. Same thing with the Aussie, silently saying to himself, that he has been milking their cows for a long time and he will not let his country down.

And so does the tension on all contestants.

The referee said, "On my count, when I said GO, start milking your respective cows.Gooooo

Then all the contestant, knelt down on their knees and placed the bucket underneath their assigned cow, and started milking their cows.

"Stopppppppp" yelled the referee.

Then judges started roaming around and checking the buckets of each contestants.

Aussie has almost a bucketfull, the Swiss is also the same and so on.

The judges stopped infront of the Filipino contestant and was so shocked to see that the bucket looks like there are only four to three drops of milk inside the bucket. The judges then asked this Filipino contestant:

"What happened to you.....you look like you were able to extract only three drops of milk from the cow.!!"

The Filipino contestant was blushing and said with his two hands up in the air in a gesture of surrender.

"What can I do....they gave me a BULL!"

(sent by a friend from Pinas)
posted by infraternam meam @ 12:33 PM  
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