Saturday, June 19, 2004 |
WHICH ONE IS BETTER? |
** IN PRISON
---you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell.
** AT WORK
---you spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.
** IN PRISON
---you get three free meals a day.
** AT WORK
---you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
** IN PRISON
---you get time for good behaviour.
** AT WORK
---you get rewarded for good bahaviour with more work.
** IN PRISON
---a guard locks and unlock the doors for you.
** AT WORK
---you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
** IN PRISON
---you watch TV and play games.
** AT WORK
---you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
** IN PRISON
---you get your own toilet.
** AT WORK
---you have to share.
** IN PRISON
---they allow your family and friend to visit and talk.
** AT WORK
---you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
** IN PRISON
---all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work at all.
** AT WORK
---you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they (govt) deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
** IN PRISON
---you spend most of your life looking through the bars from inside wanting to get out.
** AT WORK
---you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
***** Hmmmm.
(abstracted from an email sent by a friend)
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posted by infraternam meam @ 3:36 AM |
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