IN FRATERNAM MEAM: WENT TO LUNCH

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IN FRATERNAM MEAM

Monday, June 21, 2004

WENT TO LUNCH

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady near a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.

She said:

" I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."

I said:

" Well, why are are you then crying?".

She said:

" He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for the half of the afternoon".

I said:

" Well, why are you crying?"

She said:

" For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 AM"

I said:

" Well, why in the world are you crying?"

She said:

" I can't remember where I live!!!!"

(sent by a friend)

posted by infraternam meam @ 12:22 AM

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About Me: I am now at the prime of my life and have been married for the past 25 years. Sickly at times, but wants to see the elixir vita, so that I will be able to see my grandchildren from my two boys.
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