| Sunday, June 20, 2004
| PINOY JOKES (sent by a friend)
|PINOY MARRIAGE = man's life cycle.....
3 to 8 yrs old - Paramihan ng toys
9 to 18 yrs old - Pataasan ng grades
19 to 25 yrs old - Padamihan ng siyota
26 to 35 yrs old - Paganda ng asawa
36 to 45 yrs old - Palakihan ng income
46 to 55 yrs old - Padamihan ng kabit
Theme songs of married couples:
1 to 10 yrs - Araw Araw / Gabi Gabi
11 to 25 yrs - Saan Ka man Naroroon
26 to 49 yrs - Gaano Kadalas ang Minsan
50 yrs & up - Maalaala mo Kaya
Ano sa Tagalog ang Asawa? (MAY BAHAY)
Ano naman ang Kabit? (MAY CONDO)
Eddie Gil Jokes:
isang alalay ni Eddie Gil : Boss, bakit mag kabila ang medya mo?isang green, isang red?
Eddie Gil : ewan ko nga kung saan ito nabili ni Misis. may isang pares pa ako n ganito sa bahay.
Eddie Gil makes a wish:
Eddie Gil shows a map of the Philippines to a Genie and wished that all the islands in the Phils to be connected by fly overs.
Genie : I'm not that good. Make anotehr wish!
Eddie Gil : Okay, make me Intelligent!
Genie : Can I see the map again!
Eddie Gil calling a hotel receptionist.
Eddie Gil: Paano ako makakalabas dito sa kuwarto ko?
Receptionist: Bakit po sir, ano ang problema ng pinto?
Eddie Gil: Dalawa ang pinto. ang isa pag bukas ko banyo, yung isa naman may nakasabit na "DONOT DISTURB".
Eddie Gil is appearing for his Unviersity final examination. he takes seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takeshis shoes off and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his shirt and throws it away as well. his pants, socks and watch to follow uit.
The nurse, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on "Miss, I am only following instructions," he says
"It says here, Answer the following questions in BRIEF".
Eddie Villanueva : Sorry, I'm late! brownout! na stuck ako sa elevator for one hour.
Eddie Gil : Wala yan! ako 3 hrs sa ESCALATOR!
Six or Eight
Eddie Gil callsinto a take out pizza parlor.
Pizza Man : would you like your pizza sliced into 6 or 8?
Eddie Gil : Six, I dont think I could eat eight.!
While watching a ballerina tip toeing on stage,
Eddie Gil commented : " ang tanga naman ng director! Bakit hindi na lang siya kumuha ng matangkad?"
Reporter : Mr. Eddie Gil, have you watched Apollo 13?"
Eddie Gil : No!, i might not understandit!
Reporter : why?
Eddie Gil : Because i was not able to watch Apollo part 1 to 12!
There was mirror that eats liars.
Ugly Person : I think I'm CUTE. GOT EATEN UP.
Big and Chubby : I think I'm SEXY . GOT EATEN UP.
Eddie Gil : I THINK.....HE GOT EATEN UP!
(NOTA BENE: for those readers who cannot understand tagalog/pilipino, go ask or look for somebody who could translate it for you)
|posted by infraternam meam @ 3:32 AM