| Wednesday, August 10, 2005 |
| HUMOR IN OUR SOUL |
SUBJECT: Life Savers Taste Test
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say ......
"Red ...... Cherry,"
"Yellow ...... Lemon,"
"Green ...... Lime,"
"Orange ...... Orange,"
Finally, the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well", the teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
"Oh my God!!!! They're Assholes!"
Baptist Bra
A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City. He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist Bra for my wife, size 36B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked; "What kind of Bra?
He replied "A Baptist Bra. She said to tell that she wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you know that she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady."We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately wants the Catholic Bra, or the Salvation Army Bra, or the Presbyterian Type."
Confused and a little flustered, the man asked; "So, what are the differences?"
The lady responded. "It is all really quite and simple. The Catholic type bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen, the Presbyterian type bra, keeps them staunch and upright".
He mused on that information for a minute, and asked; "So what is the Baptist type bra for ?
The saleslady replied; "They make mountains out of molehills".
Bra Sizes
Have you ever wondered why A,B, C, D. DD, E,F, G, H and how the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you become informed!!
A...Almost Boobs..
B... Barely there..
C... Can't Complain..
D... Dang!..
DD... Double Dang!..
E... Enormous!
F... Fake..
G... Get a reduction..
H... Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up.
(sent by an African American friend from my office) |
| posted by infraternam meam @ 1:39 PM |
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