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IN FRATERNAM MEAM
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
AN ASIAN WOMAN MARRYTING AN ENGLISH GENTLEMAN
(sent by a friend from CLARENDON HILLS)


An Asian woman married an English gentleman and they live happily ever after in London.

However, the poor lady was NOT very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to thebutcher shop and wanted to buy chicken legs. She did not know how to put forward the request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and she went home with chicken legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicjen breasts. Again, she did not know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to she the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The thrid day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communciate this, she brought her husband to the store.......

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HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HER HUSBAND SPEAKS ENGLISH!!

NOW, GET BACK TO WORK.........
posted by infraternam meam @ 3:32 PM  
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