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IN FRATERNAM MEAM
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
MARRIAGES.....MARRIAGES.....
Marriage Part I

Typical macho man married typical goodlooking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card palaying when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said,
"No, that's fine with me. Just understannd that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."

*****

Marriage Part II

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, HERE LIES MY WIFE - COLD AS EVER!"

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "HERE LIES MY HUSBAND -- STIFF AT LAST".

*****

Marriage Part III

Husband, a doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either", and storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says,
"What took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed".

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

*****

Marriage Part IV

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it is time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice,
"Shall we go home Mother of Six?"

His wife, irritated by the husband's lack of discretion shouts right back,
"Any time you're ready, Father of Four".

*****

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence and lose, he wrote on apiece of paper,

"Please wake me at 5:00 AM."

He left the note where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover that it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife had'nt wakened when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said: "It is 5:00 AM. Wake Up."

*****

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.



(Source: Sent by an office mate)
posted by infraternam meam @ 9:53 AM  
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