| Monday, December 06, 2004
| WORSE THAN DEATH....
|(sent by a friend)
GEORGE BUSH had a heart attack and dies.
Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the devil.
"You're on my list but I have no room for you.
As you definitely have to stay here, so I'm going to have to
let someonme else go. I've got three folks here who were'nt
quite as bad as you. I will let them go, but you have to take
their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a
large pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out,
over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and
don't think I could do that all day long".
The devil led him to the next room.
In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing the hammer,time after time.
"No! I've got his problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented George.
The devil opened the third door.In it, George saw Bill Clinton
lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head,
and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for awhile and finally said:
"Yeah!, I can handle this".
The devil smiled and said:
OK, MOnica, you're fee to go!!"
|posted by infraternam meam @ 5:37 AM