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IN FRATERNAM MEAM
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
LULU WAS A PROSTITUTE
(sent by a friend form SMF/CALIF.)


Lulu was a protitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know about it.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel,
and Lulu was among them.

The Police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway,
when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her grandaughter.

Grandma asked Lulu, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?".

Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother
that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself.",
grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed,

"Wow, still going at it at your age?
"how do you do it?"


Grandma replied.

"Oh, its easy, dear. I just take me dentures out,
rip the skin back and suck them dry."


THE POLICEMAN FAINTED!
posted by infraternam meam @ 9:15 PM  
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