| Monday, July 26, 2004
| GUY'S BEDROOM LIES
|(Cosmo Mag by: Andrea Scott)
Almost every woman has heard one of these whoppers.
BIG FAT LIE ONE
"This has never happened to me before."
The truth, says sexologist Patti Britton, PhD,
is that when a man can't get it up or fires too fast,
it's likely a problem he's encountered pre-you.
BIG FAT LIE TWO
"Only you can get me hard".
Flattering, yes, but the average man has one erection
every 90 minutes----
and that's just when they are sleeping.!!!
BIG FAT LIE THREE
"I'd wear a condom, but they are all too tight."
Don't buy this from your incredible hulk. Only 6 percent of
men need XL rubbers, say condom manufacturers.
BIG FAT LIE FOUR
"Why would I ever masturbate when I have you?"
According to the Janus and Janus Journal of Sexual Behaviour,
95 percent of men masturbate. Hmmmm.
BIG FAT LIE FIVE
"Of Course we'll just cuddle".
Search your memory.
How has that panned out in the past?
|posted by infraternam meam @ 3:53 AM