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IN FRATERNAM MEAM
Saturday, June 18, 2005
BATTLE OF THE BRAINLESS: PINOY STYLE
HOST: What "N" is the National Tree of the Phils.?

CONTESTANT: Niyog?

HOST: Mas matigas pa diyan.

CONTESTANT: (in a strong sounding voice) N-I-Y-O-G !!

*****

HOST: Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?

CONTESTANT: Sa Back?

HOST: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta).

CONTESTANT: Likod?

HOST: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern name nito (Rizal Park)

CONTESTANT: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yon!)

*****

HOST: Saan "B"(Beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?

CONTESTANT: Banyo?

HOST: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.

CONTESTANT: Bubong?

HOST: Hindi. Marami kang makikita doong mga babaeng naka bikini.

CONTESTANT: Beer House!

*****

HOST: Anong "L" (Life guard) ang tawag sa tao na sumsagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay nalulunod?

CONTESTANT: Life Buoy?

HOST: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng ito.

CONTESTANT: Safe Buoy?

HOST: Hindi siya "Boy" at matipuno nga ang kaniyang katawan.

CONTESTANT: Ah! Mr. Clean!!

*****

HOST; Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na floatation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod?

CONTESTANT: Sirena?

HOST: Hindi.Hindi ito babae.

CONTESTANT: Siyokoy?

HOST: Hindi ito lalake.

CONTESTANT: Siyoke!

*****

HOST: What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national flower of the Phils?

CONTESTANT: Sunflower?

HOST: Hindi, binebenta ito sa bangketa.

CONTESTANT: Storck?

HOST: Hindi, bulaklak sabi eh!

CONTESTANT: Sitsarong Bulaklak.

HOST: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter "A" .

CONTESTANT: Sitsarong Bulaklak na may sukA.

HOST: O sige, para madali, uulitin ko ang clue at bibigyan ko pa . Anong pangalan ng bulaklak na nagsimula sa "S" at nagtapos sa letrang "A" at kapangalan ng isang sikat na singer?

CONTESTANT: Si Sharon CunetA!

*****

HOST: Sino ang kaunaunahang Chess Grandmaster (Eugene Torres) of Asia?

CONSTESTANT: Carole King?

HOST: Hindi, mas mababa sa King.

CONTESTANT: Al Quinn?

HOST: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.

CONTESTANT: Armida Siguion-Reyna?

HOST: Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa Reyna.

CONTESTANT: Bishop Bacani?

HOST: Mas mababa sa Bishop.

CONTESTANT: Johnny Midnight?

HOST: Mas mababa sa Knight.

CONTESTANT: Jerry Pons?

HOST: O ayan na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng piyesa sa chess. Yung kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang.

CONTESTANT: Sylvia La TORRE!

*****

HOST: Sino ang National Hero na naka-picture sa 500 peso bill? Clue, may initials na "N.A." (Ninoy Aquino)

CONTESTANT: Nora Aunor?

HOST: Hindi, ang pangalan niya ay nag-eend sa "Y".

CONTESTANT: GuY Aunor?

HOST: Hindi, dati siyang senador.

CONTESTANT: Si former senador GuY Aunor?

HOST: Hindi, patay na siya.

CONTESTANT: Ano? Patay na si Nora Aunor?

*****

HOST: What "K" (Kalabaw) is the National Animal of the Phils?

CONTESTANT: Kuto?

HOST: Hindi. Clue, it tills the land.

CONTESTANT: Kutong Lupa!


(sent by a friend from the Phils.)
posted by infraternam meam @ 12:25 AM  
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