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IN FRATERNAM MEAM
Sunday, January 23, 2005
THOSE WACKY FOREIGNERS!!!!
EVANGELIST SAVES ANIMALS,
ZOO SAVES EVAGELIST


TaiwanA man visitng the Taipei City Zoo
broke into a lion's pen in the hopes of converting
the two resident carnivores to Christianity. Once
inside, 46 years old Chen Cung-ho shouted,
"Jesus will save you!" and
"Come bite me!"
at the killer felines, who kindly hesitated
before attempting to bite off his face.
Zoo employees calmed the kittens with water cannons
and tranquilizers, then rescued the evangelist,
who escaped with mino wound.
Praise Jay-sus!


GRANDADS BEHAVING BADLY

Germany- Cops busted three geriatric
bank robbers who have been pulling heists for nearly
40 years. The wrinkled trio -- aged 63,72, and 74---
were caught putting on their stealin' masks and are
now being investigated for 30 raids committed in the
last 15 years. According to authorities, the outlaw
fogeys managed their considerable streak for so long
by speaking with Russian accents, living modestly
and staving off senility long enough to remember
not to dress like thives in public.


MAGAZINE'S CELEBRATION HAS HAPPY ENDING

SWITZERLAND-A swiss men's mag
celebrated its 20th anniversary by offering readers free
sex. Every devotee of OKAY scored a free trip to an
"erotic studio", with complimentary use of the
establishment's "facilities" included. Local radio
stations boycotted the magzine's ads, and members of
parliament dubbed the campaign disgrace.
"Every man wants free sex",explained a magazine
spokesman in defense. In other news, WWII is over.


FUN FACT

A recent poll of experts in the U.K. had Jesus
listed as the number one black icon of all time.

(abstracted from MAXIMONLINE.COM)
posted by infraternam meam @ 3:00 PM  
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