| Friday, December 29, 2006
| 15 WHO HAD THEIR 15 MINUTES OF FAME
|1. WARREN JEFFS
The polygamist sect leader was arrested for arranging child-bride marriages. In America, In 2006.
2. HEATHER MILLS MCCARTNEY
Her split with Paul was the biggest Brit schism since 1776. And less amicable.
3. GREG ANDERSON
Barry Bond's personal trainer waits out the steroids scandal in jail. Guess his career will take a hit.
4. CARLA MARTIN
She may have coached witnesses in the Zacarias Moussaoul case, putting the error in terro trial.
5. ZINEDINE ZIDANE
The soccer star head butted another player at the World Cup, giving French fans a headache.
6. SARA EVANS
The Tom DeLay - endorsed country singer was forced by flash divorce to waltz off Dancing With The Stars.
South Park voice actor Isaac Hayes objected to Scientology jokes, and his character got cooked. Wait, Sout Park is offensive?
8. HARRY WHITTINGTON
After the Veep accidentally shot him, Dick C Cheney's hunting buddy was big game .... for comedians.
9. YOHANE BANDA
A famous pop singer named after Jesus' mom adopted his kid in Malawi. Does that make him Joseph?
10. SURI CRUISE
Some people send out birth announcements. Hers was on the cover of Vanity Fair.
11. NATASHA KAMPUSCH
Austrian kidnap victim escaped after eight years in a tiny room. Maybe we should stash Warren Jeffs in there.
12. JOHN MARK KARR
Perhaps because people had (finally) moved on, he falsely confessed to murdering JonBenet' Ramsey.
13. PATRICIA DUNN
She allegedly spied on her Hewlett-Packard board and now faces felony charges. At least her printer worked.
14. JAMES FREY
His best selling rehab memoir, A MIllion Little Pieces, was exposed as lotsa little lies. Oprah not pleased.
15. KAAVYA VISWANATHAN
The Harvard-undergrad author was caught plagiarizing. Luckily for her, she'd never made it onto Oprah.
(Source: TIMEMAG/PEOPLE by Rebecca Wintes Keegan)
|posted by infraternam meam @ 12:25 AM