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IN FRATERNAM MEAM
Friday, June 24, 2005
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!!
Work this way out as your read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!!

This is not one of those waste time things, it's fun.

*** 1). FIRST OF ALL, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)

*** 2). MULTIPLY this nos by 2 (just to be bold)

*** 3). ADD 5 (for sunday)

*** 4). MULTIPLY IT BY 50 (I'll wait while you get the calculator)

*** 5). IF YOU HAVE ALREADY HAVE YOUR BIRTHDAY this year, add 1755.... If you have'nt, add 1754.

*** 6). NOW SUBTRACT THE FOUR DIGIT YEAR THAT YOU WERE BORN.

YOU SHOULD HAVE A THREE DIGIT NUMBER.

THE FIRST DIGIT OF THIS WAS YOUR ORIGINAL NUMBER(i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week)

THE NEXT TWO NUMBERS ARE:

YOUR AGE, DAHLING...OH YES, IT IS!! MWAH!!

(sent by a gay friend)
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